Happy Birthday, Jessica


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  1. Fiona
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    Wow, this is the gift that keeps on giving. Happy Birthday, Jessica!

  2. LIz
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    Happy birthday!!! Hope you have a most excellent day! Dawson crying is the best thing ever.

  3. aa
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    mmmmm

  4. LadidaFab
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA!

  5. Zuzzie
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    Happy birthday Jessica!

  6. Rebecca
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    I’ll take 4 packs of this eye candy.

    One thought, though…David Beckham should be shirtless.

    Happy birthday, Jessica!!!

  7. Nicole McIlroy Steeves
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    Happy birthday, Jessica!

  8. Celia
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    Happy Birthday Jessica!

    And, yay, such a gift for your readers too, hubba!

  9. LoriK
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    Happy birthday Jessica!

  10. Samantha
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    Wow. We have completely different taste in men. But happy birthday, anyway!!

  11. jerkygirl
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    Now THAT is a Birthday Card!!! Happy birthday Jessica!!!

  12. Julie
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    Happy Birthday Jessica!!

  13. jerkygirl
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    Now THAT is a birthday card!!! Happy birthday, Jessica!!! :)

  14. Molly
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    Two pictures of Dylan McKay is a cause for celebration.

    Happy birthday!

  15. Joyce
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    Happy Birthday! May you catch Prince Harry’s eye!

  16. gladly
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    Happy birthday to a woman who actually, genuinely made me cry way back when she wrote in Britney’s voice about being married to K-Fed and having no jeans that fit her. You’re pretty great at your job!

  17. Lisa
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    Happy Birthday! May Intern George fulfil your heart’s desires

  18. shebrihart
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    Happy Birthday Jessica! :)

  19. Bethany
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    HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! MAY YOUR SCATHING WIT ATTRACT YOUR HAREM TO YOU AND YOUR EPIC AWESOME KEEP THEM WITH YOU ALWAYS <33333333333333

  20. Amber
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    I agree with Rebecca-Becks should be shirtless.
    Oh well, a covered up Becks is better than no Becks at all.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA!!

  21. Lori
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    Happy birthday, Jessica!

  22. Danni
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    WHAA?? People need to be more arrogant and declare their birthdays. Happy Birthday Jessica! Hope it’s the best one yet. x

  23. foo
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    Happy Birthday!

    :)

  24. Chrissy Cunningham
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    Happy Birthday Jessica! (on the east coast it’d almost be time for you to leave work and go drink!!) Hope you’re having a great day, enjoy it, it’s ALL yours!!!!

  25. What what
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    And many mooooooooooore…

  26. Jessica
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    YAY!! Thank you all. BEST GIFT EVER.

  27. Erin
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    Happy Birthday! Have a great one.

  28. PinkieBling
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    Happy, happy, happy birthday! Hope it’s your best year yet.

  29. Jess
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    Happy Birthday to a fellow Jess!!

  30. Kary
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    Happy birthday, Jessica!

    And thanks, Heather, for the Crying Dawson picture. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

  31. Amy
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    Amen to the gift that keeps on giving, and thank you, Jessica, for giving us the gift of your wit and humor! Happy, happy birthday!

  32. Hanna
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    Happy birthday Jessica! Thanks for all the great reads. XOXO

  33. Maureen
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    Happy Birthday, Jessica. Thanks for all the laughs thru the years. Please send Jon Hamm over here when you’re done with him. Oh, wait, that will be NEVER.

  34. Sonya
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    Have a wonderful birthday!

  35. Rayna
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    Jessica – wishing you health and wealth, and many more happy birthdays.

  36. Karen
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    What a perfect birthday collage! Happy birthday, Jessica.

  37. Jo
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    All the best!!! :)

  38. LA
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    Love it! Happy Birthday, Jessica!

  39. cath
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    Happy Birthday, Jessica! Thanks for your many contributions to my life of procrastination!

  40. Michelle
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    Happy Birthday, Jessica!!

  41. Stefanie
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And how do I get a man club, because I NEED one.

  42. Angela Brown
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    Happy birthday! Yay, cute boys… wait, why is STEVE SANDERS on there?

  43. Gigi
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    Happy Birthday, Jessica!!!

  44. bdaiss
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    Well Happy Birthday Jessica! Color me jealous of your man club. Might I borrow a few for my own birthday in a few months?

  45. Alyssa
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    All the best people in the world have a birthday on the 17th of May. That includes me, and Jessica.

  46. Gina Caplan
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    Happy Birthday and thanks for sharing your gift. May everyday be your birthday!

  47. Linda
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    Happy birthday Jessica!!! Your man club rocks (except maybe Steve Saunders). Have a great one!

  48. Chris
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    Happy birthday Jessica!

    …I must admit, I’m a bit jealous of the Man Club (although she totally deserves it).

  49. Shannon
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    Really? Eye-an Ziering?! Happy Birthday!

  50. Anne B
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    HOLY S**T. Best birthday card EVAR. <3

    Happy birthday, lovely lovely Jessica! Taurus ladies are awesome. I know quite a few, am one myself, and have a sweet stepdaughter who shares the sign as well (Thursday is her big day).

    I might forward her this post, actually. Just to hear her say, WUT????

    :)

  51. Jasmine
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    I’m really glad that this man-card doesn’t talk, since Becks’ strangely effeminate voice would ruin all the sexy. It’s pretty delectable nonetheless, and I hope you enjoy your day, Jess! Have many drinks and make hungover, even more hilarious posts tomorrow!

  52. vandalfan
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    And many happy returns!

  53. Marian
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    Wish it were Jessica’s birthday, every day! Cheers….

  54. Sandra
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    Happy birthday, Jessica. Thanks for all the fun we have here.

  55. clb
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    Happy, happy dahling. Don’t wear out Intern George too much… he still has work in the morning!

  56. Sammy Jo
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    Happy birthday, Jess! So glad I found you ladies this past year!

  57. Margaret
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    Best wishes for a happy birthday!

  58. Gabby
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    *singing* Haaaappppyyyy birthdaaaaaaayyy dear Jeesssiiiccaaaaaaa! Haaaapppoppyyy BIRTHDAYYYYYY too YYOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!

  59. Tracy L
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    I agree with Molly–double Dylan McKay! Yum!
    Jessica, hope you have a great day. Thanks for fugging up my days.

  60. Josie
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    Happy Bday Jessica!
    A big part of my love of this blog is the Heather & Jessica sisters-from-other-misters vibe. I hope you have a lovely day.

  61. sharjem
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    Best birthday card ever!!!! Happy Birthday to a Very Kindred Spirit. Clearly.

  62. Jodie
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    Awwww Happy Birthday to Jessica!

  63. Jessica B
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    Happy birthday Jessica! Hope ou are having a wonderous fug filled day.

  64. edj
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    Happy Birthday Jessica! Must admit I LOVE your card ;)

  65. Hannah
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    Happy Birthday J!

  66. Katie Kat
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    Hard to have anything BUT a Happy Birthday with a card like that! Have a great bday Jessica!

  67. Tara Misu
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    Happy birthday Jessica!! So jealous of your card, yummmmmmmmmm!!

  68. Karmen Fox
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    I noticed that both Don Draper and John Hamm are featured in the Man Club. Nice!

    Happy Birthday!

  69. Kim
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    Happy Birthday Jessica!!!

  70. Miriam
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    Happy birthday! Enjoy all the man candy.

  71. Mongerel
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    *SLURP*

  72. Pebbles36
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    Happy Birthday Jessica!! Thanks for making life seem better than it really is and making us laugh while doing it.

  73. Sajorina
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    Happy Birthday, Jessica!!! Congratulations, dear… I’m so happy for you! I ♥ YOU!!!

  74. TonyG
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    Happy Birthday Jessica! Happy birthday to youuuuuuu!

  75. Alexis
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    Happy Birthday! It’s my birthday too! I can’t believe I’m BDay twins with one of the Fug Girls. Best present ever!

  76. RosieB
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    Happy birthday Jessica! I love you gals!

    Also: this reminds me of the year I asked my friends in high school to cover my locker with rock star pictures on my birthday…they did it anyway!

  77. jen310
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    Happy birthday, Jessica. May the men in your life always look as good as the ones in the above photo montage and may any fug in your vicinity be repelled by your incredible awesomness (except in the service of this site)!

  78. Rowynn
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    I got here late, so it’s only your birthday for 25 more minutes, but I hope you’re celebrating the hell out of them, with all your favorite people. Enjoy!

  79. Becky
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    Happy birthday, Jessica. It’s still just barely your birthday (at least in California), so I hope it was fantastic. And Heather, I love that you included sobby Dawson. Fan-freakin-tastic. Just like you two.

  80. Marte
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    Thanks for sharing this glorious gift with us, your humble worshippers. A belated happy birthday from early morning Norway!

  81. Andriana
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    Happy happy birthday Jessica! I hope all this men already gave you flowers and kisses and a massage (each of them!) :) We love you!

  82. coexxi
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    Happy Birthday Jessica….! And Heather: I’m sure a lot of readers would like to start as an intern to get also birthday cards from you! ;-)

  83. Symonne
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    Happy Birthday Jessica!
    I love the use of the Dawson crying picture. Classic! It made me spit coke onto my computer screen haha.

  84. AllieB
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    well this is just spectacular.

  85. Nevsky
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    Happy birthday, Jessica! All the very, very best with oodles of health, love, joy and fun…you and Heather kick the assiest of asses! (…wait, Ian Ziering? ZUH? Rather, “Eye-ohn”? :P )

  86. Neil
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    Another year younger, another year prettier. Happy Birthday, Jessica!!!

  87. Gosia
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    Ha, I once got a ‘feel better’ card with Ryan Gosling on it! ;)

    This is divine! Happy Birthday!

  88. Laura
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    Happy, happy birthday, Jessica!

  89. jess
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    Happy Birthday my name twin! I LOVE the picture of the Beek doing the ugly cry.

  90. The Other Molly
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    Fashionably late for the party, but I brought champagne.
    Hope your day was extra special, Jessica.

  91. Kris
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    Happy belated Birthday, dear Jessica! Hope you had a fantastic day yesterday!

  92. Jessica
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    Weird, yesterday was my birthday too, and I went to high school with a Jessica who also shared the same birthday. Hope your day was swell!

  93. Dara
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    Happy Birthday Jessica! Thank you for years of entertainment, laughs and work distraction. I can’t wait to read your book!

  94. fugfan
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    I know I’m late but HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!! I LOVE GFY, and I think you’re frighteningly clever with words when it comes to describing the fashion disasters that happen to celebs.

  95. Brian Wagner
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    Happy Birthday, Jessica! I fear we have the same taste in men. Enjoy your day.

  96. Janice Marie
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA! Thank you for entertaining me when I should be working.

  97. jean
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    Happy Birthday Jessica! You have great taste (except for maybe Steve, but perhaps that a private joke between you ladies).

  98. Alena
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    Happy (belated) Birthday Jessica! (I have a thing for Jon Hamm/Don Draper as well)

  99. annabanana
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    happy belated birthday!

  100. Az
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    Happy belated! Hope you had a great one!

  101. ErynAshley
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    Double the Hamm!

  102. Markéta
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    Better late than never: Happy Birthday Jessica! Hope you had a great time!
    Fug girls are the best, love that your man-o-rama contains double Dylan (twice as mad, bad and dangerous to know), Crying Dawson, and Beach-Club Steve Sanders :) The only thing funnier than ol’ Steve with his tank tops and super-short shorts was David Silver, the king of rap.

  103. Kathy
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    HAPPY HAPPY DAY JESSICA!!

    I am unsure how MY MAN CLUB and YOUR MAN CLUB are the SAME?! But I guess we can share on this your day of birthness!!!

    Bonuses: a double slice of Hamms!!! Dawson crying and a wet Harry!!
    Pure awesomeness!

  104. Peachsiki
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    Happy Birthday Jessica!!! Let me take this opportunity to thank you for making my billable hours a lot less lame!!

  105. Rachel
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    I know that Dawson face! That’s when Joey chose Pacey! (Took her long enough)
    Happy Birthday

  106. tigerstripes
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    Happy Belated Birthday, Jessica!
    You can have my share of Pacey, but just for today.

  107. Mary Jeannine Grace-Harbison
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    oooo, I am a little bit late, but hope you enjoyed that Hamm sandwiches…… YUMMY!!!!!!
    <3

  108. Tiffany
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    HAPPY BDAY

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