Is this what happens when you put a cotton ball in the microwave?

Or is it what happens when you put Cousin Itt and Carol Channing and a Maltese and some cotton candy and a crimping iron and a bag full of backcombed batting and a priest into a blender and then pour the results into your freezer?

The best part, though, will be when she pulls off the wig and reveals it was Andy Kaufman all along.

[Photo: Splash]