This is…bold. And potentially FCC-baiting. One wrong move, and we’re ALL getting fined:

It’s also not particularly hypoallergenic, I suspect.

If you’ve got it, flaunt it….? Rihanna does have a great bod. She just looks like she decided to dress it via a wedding shower party game wherein the guests have to create a wedding gown from toilet paper, and all the guests are current or former Rockettes.