I just realized what this is:
It’s what you’d get if Britney’s Toxic catsuit had a baby with Victoria Beckham’s most ladylike efforts. There’s a mash-up that’s unexpected, at best.
And I’m afraid I can’t let you go without showing you the rear view, which just skirts the limits of Safety For Work. No pun intended.
Can’t wait until buttcrack is officially the new cleavage. By which I mean, I CAN TOTALLY WAIT FOR THAT. In fact, I’ll happily wait forever.