Grammy Awards Swim-Suited Carpet: Porcelain Black


Porcelain Black here is a singer-songwriter who’s been on Letterman and done a  variety of stuff and who has been working on an album that has been pushed a whole bunch of times, as I understand it. I don’t know about you, but that would stress me out. I can’t bear to miss a deadline.

Luckily, she seems to be dealing with it by treating the Grammys like she’s poolside in the south of France. That’d relax anyone, I guess.

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  1. Stefanie
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    Ya know, if this was a dress rather than a robe I would actually really like it.

    Who knew granny panties were the next “thing” on the carpet.

  2. Travis Harrison Lafferty
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    I actually think this is kind of fabulous in a ‘Blair Waldorf on a cruise to Costa Rica’ kind of way. But you know… not to the Grammys.

  3. Moi
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    I actually like the whole look, too, but, yeah. Where on EARTH would it be appropriate dress?

  4. Danni
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    Frankly, if she WAS by a pool in the south of France, I’d have no qualms about this.

  5. LG
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    Seriously cool, IF she were A Lady Of Leisure answering the back door because the sexy yard boy couldn’t find the key to the tool shed.

    • LG
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      Dammit, and of course right after I hit “Submit” I thought of like five more innuendos. The sexy yard boy “mislaid” the “key” to the “tool shed” OH HERE IT IS

  6. val.
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    This is like what Carrie Bradshaw wore in her fashion show.

  7. MonMode
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    Interesting outfit… But I can’t say anything against the accessories!

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  8. guerra
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    hahaha spot on! the robe looks comfy!!

  9. Sajorina
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    I can’t get over her name… Is it really Porcelain Black? If it is, that explains this outfit!

  10. Olivia
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    I secretly kind of think it’s fabulous. Ok, wrong venue, but she does look good. I think it’s mostly because I have a crush on her sunglasses.

    • Lillibet
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      Me too with the sunglasses. But not the permanently surprised eyebrows. Her whole pose and facial expression says ‘What-evah’. Which is not a bad thing, really.

  11. Mahastee
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    No. No bikini lines! Put it away!

    I fear, those hand tattoos are bound to age badly.

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  13. Victoria
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    Just remove the front split below the belt and we’re good, I think. Would’ve been very chic.

  14. Aphy
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    Um, her right breast is about to make a run for it.

  15. Sam
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    Dude, that’s a Slut Cut™ if there ever was one.

  16. Sam
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  17. Kate
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    I don’t care about the dress, I just want her hair so much I might have to climb into my laptop and cut it off

  18. vandalfan
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    She looks like a very chic flasher.

  19. roser
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    Ick.

  20. Kate
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    I can’t even worry about her outfit. The woman’s stage name is literally a description of my dad’s toilet.

  21. Shiitake
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    Inappropriate to the occasion, but it is more clothing than she is generally gyrating around in. I do like the new hair color. It is a big improvement over the platinum and black.

  22. spinner108
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    She looks just like catwoman from the old 70′s batman series.

  23. NYCGirl
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    Stupid name and stupid tattoos. Pretty hair, though.

  24. Sandra
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    Singer-songwriter, you say? Because I see a Russian ice-dancer in her dressing room an hour before the show starts.