Grammy Awards Swim-Suited Carpet: Porcelain Black

Porcelain Black here is a singer-songwriter who’s been on Letterman and done a  variety of stuff and who has been working on an album that has been pushed a whole bunch of times, as I understand it. I don’t know about you, but that would stress me out. I can’t bear to miss a deadline.

Luckily, she seems to be dealing with it by treating the Grammys like she’s poolside in the south of France. That’d relax anyone, I guess.

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Comments (26):

  1. Stefanie

    Ya know, if this was a dress rather than a robe I would actually really like it.

    Who knew granny panties were the next “thing” on the carpet.

  2. Travis Harrison Lafferty

    I actually think this is kind of fabulous in a ‘Blair Waldorf on a cruise to Costa Rica’ kind of way. But you know… not to the Grammys.

  3. Moi

    I actually like the whole look, too, but, yeah. Where on EARTH would it be appropriate dress?

  4. Danni

    Frankly, if she WAS by a pool in the south of France, I’d have no qualms about this.

  5. LG

    Seriously cool, IF she were A Lady Of Leisure answering the back door because the sexy yard boy couldn’t find the key to the tool shed.

    • LG

      Dammit, and of course right after I hit “Submit” I thought of like five more innuendos. The sexy yard boy “mislaid” the “key” to the “tool shed” OH HERE IT IS

  6. val.

    This is like what Carrie Bradshaw wore in her fashion show.

  7. MonMode

    Interesting outfit… But I can’t say anything against the accessories!

  8. guerra

    hahaha spot on! the robe looks comfy!!

  9. Sajorina

    I can’t get over her name… Is it really Porcelain Black? If it is, that explains this outfit!

  10. Olivia

    I secretly kind of think it’s fabulous. Ok, wrong venue, but she does look good. I think it’s mostly because I have a crush on her sunglasses.

    • Lillibet

      Me too with the sunglasses. But not the permanently surprised eyebrows. Her whole pose and facial expression says ‘What-evah’. Which is not a bad thing, really.

  11. Mahastee

    No. No bikini lines! Put it away!

    I fear, those hand tattoos are bound to age badly.

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  13. Victoria

    Just remove the front split below the belt and we’re good, I think. Would’ve been very chic.

  14. Aphy

    Um, her right breast is about to make a run for it.

  15. Sam

    Dude, that’s a Slut Cut™ if there ever was one.

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  17. Kate

    I don’t care about the dress, I just want her hair so much I might have to climb into my laptop and cut it off

  18. vandalfan

    She looks like a very chic flasher.

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  20. Kate

    I can’t even worry about her outfit. The woman’s stage name is literally a description of my dad’s toilet.

  21. Shiitake

    Inappropriate to the occasion, but it is more clothing than she is generally gyrating around in. I do like the new hair color. It is a big improvement over the platinum and black.

  22. spinner108

    She looks just like catwoman from the old 70′s batman series.

  23. NYCGirl

    Stupid name and stupid tattoos. Pretty hair, though.

  24. Sandra

    Singer-songwriter, you say? Because I see a Russian ice-dancer in her dressing room an hour before the show starts.

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