Certain things are delicious in their consistency: The sun sets in the west, the tides go up and down, and Rihanna wears booty shorts.

I am concerned that there are two strange-handled weapons sheathed in her boots. But what’s REALLY hilarious is the shirt over this ensemble. It comes down as far as the shorts do and we can see right through it. So what’s the point, exactly? I guess it’s opaque in a few (small) parts. So basically, she’s completely comfortable with nipples, 99.9 percent of her thighs, and whatever butt cleavage is collaterally exposed, but her collarbone is her breaking point?

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