Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Jessica Capshaw

Aw, Jessica Capshaw really is so cute.

It’s kind of mean that no one told her that she looks a bit like a Playboy bunny in this thing. I mean, I assumed that since she’s on Grey’s Anatomy now, she wouldn’t need to be agitating for a side-gig on The Girls Next Door. But who am I to say? Maybe girlfriend has been dying to take a dip in that grotto. If that’s the case, though, she really should have gone full Bunny and worn the ears. I know the conventional wisdom is never to go full Bunny, but I have to disagree. Especially since it would have been a bit amusing for the rest of us, no? Don’t ever say that I’m not looking out for you kids.