Golden Globes Well Played, Camilla Belle/WTF, Camilla Belle?!?


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We usually associate Camilla Belle with really edgy, ornate and intricate outfits, which are always very polished and of-the-moment and sophisticated, even if they’re frequently not quite our thing. So she surprised us a bit lately by going in slightly off-path in different ways. Let’s start with the Globes:

I don’t ever expect Camilla to go this basic, but it’s kind of a nice palate cleanser. This is kind of a cleav-tacular version of Emma Stone’s outfit — very simple, very sleek, but very pretty because it’s handled correctly vis a vis accessories and makeup. I probably will not remember this dress a year from now — unlike what she wore to the 2010 Globes, which totally stuck with me — but it served its purpose. I’m not mad at her, you know? It’s a froof sorbet, and I kind of needed one from her.

And then. AND THEN.

Camilla Belle

Nice abs, but holy HELL, child, you look like the Clan of the Cave Bear’s criminal defense attorney.

Camilla Belle

If Marchesa started making bras, they would be exactly like this.

Camilla Belle

Here’s a life top, kid: You brown-bag sandwiches, grain alcohol, and vodka. YOU DO NOT BROWN-BAG YOUR BOOBS.

[Photos: Getty, Splash News]

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  1. Jenny
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    “but holy HELL, child, you look like the Clan of the Cave Bear’s criminal defense attorney.”

    Thanks, now I have coffee all over my monitor.

  2. MeMe
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    Judge me. But I totally don’t hate it.

  3. Kailey
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    OMG! I thought her real abs was part of the “top” (especially in the first photo)! Is it just me, or does her ABS look too orange and tanned to look like REAL SKIN?! The first dress was divine though….

  4. Fiona
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    Oh FugGirls! I love you! “Clan of the Cave Bear’s criminal defense attorney” just made me choke on my wine.

    I’m still laughing 5 minutes later!

  5. Alli
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    First dress is perfect. Second outfit….well, you clearly got it. And totally agree on the Marchesa bra thing. However, if the brown froofy thing was actually a camisole (i.e., covered her midriff), I would actually like the second outfit.

  6. KaitlynMcCall
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    LOVE the first look don’t care at all for the second.. it’s definitely one of those, “What was she thinking??” looks..

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  7. Shnaggi
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    Alli I agree if her midriff was covered I’d pass the second outfit but that first dress is wowza ..she looks amazing.

  8. Cristina
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    I can’t handle all the dishwater-coloured dresses.

  9. vandalfan
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    The first one is a lesson for everyone else on how to do a sheath and NOT turn it into an obscene sausage casing. That fits her perfectly. The second outfit is hilarious, and, too, also, she’s got on WAY too much slap.

  10. Genevieve
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    I LOVE the first dress, so beautifully old Hollywood!!!

    The second outfit leaves me scratching my head…what was she thinking!

  11. witjunkie
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    We have seen too many grey dresses this week. But this is divine. And I think her makeup with the half-naked tux is hot.

  12. Kat
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    I love how her face is a COMPLETELY different color than her body…

  13. Katie
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    I LOVE this. And i need to know which collection it is from. I cannot find it! Anybody know?

  14. Dazie
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    Yowza. Long way from the wild child from “The Ballad of Jack and Rose”

  15. Aimee
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    I wouldn’t care if she wore a literal rag on a red carpet, to me she can do no wrong. I have a total lady-boner for her

  16. lc
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    Yes it’s oatmeal, but oatmeal with pizazz!! And Camilla, cover those abs until the red carpet is at muscle beach.

  17. gryt
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    Maybe she was looking for some action? :p

  18. Maryscott O'Connor
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    If I had that body, I’d wear it.

  19. carley
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    Um. That is NOT Camilla Belle. Is it? It doesn’t even look like her.

  20. debbie
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    criminal or attorney…same thing!!! haha
    dress gorgeous!!!