Well, if anyone was going to pull it off, it was going to be Charlize. When we saw this on TV, I was bummed out by the washed-out makeup and dull color choice — but both of those things come off better in photos than they did on TV. And I wasn’t sure how I felt about the cut of the skirt, which reminds me of the time before eighth grade when I decided I wanted sideswept bangs, but just a LITTLE bit so I could put my hair in a ponytail and still have some down around my face, so I cut them myself. That was, charitably speaking, not my best life decision. Is the dress version any better? I mean, aside from the fact that Charlize Theron usually makes fabric look like the gods wove it from their sex music?