Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: More Neutrals


We seem to be slipping back into a time when gowns are black, white, neutral, or red/red-orange. Neutrals aren’t always bad, but tread carefully, y’all. We can’t all have Megan Fox’s head.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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  1. witjunkie
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    Of all the neutrals, Kelly’s was by far the prettiest. Say I.

  2. Chasmosaur
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    Tell me there’s an accessory feature coming, oh lovely GFY ladies. Because Megan Fox’s earrings were stupendous and deserve their own slide. They are part of the reason her outfit worked, really.

  3. Dazie
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    Kaley’s would have looked SO COOL in a jewel tone. Yes yes- the illusion netting matched her skin tone which matched the dress and made you think “ooo- daring neckline” until you looked closer and all, but think of it in emerald or sapphire.

    • Stefanie
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      I agree. I really liked the dress, I just wish it had been in a color that REALLY popped.

  4. Rayna
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    I don’t object to neutrals because they’re boring – I just don’t think that wearing a dress the color of your skin is all that.

    Helen’s and Kaley’s dresses are actually lovely – on someone else, or on them, but in a color NOT matching their skin.

  5. Sajorina
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    LOVE Helen Hunt’s dress, shoes & clutch! COVET! One of my favorites of the night! Best neutral for me so far! FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also love Kaley’s dress, but her styling ruins my viewing experience!

  6. Poppy
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    Megan Fox’s recent Esquire interview seemed to demonstrate that both she and her interviewer were crazy, and her dress is very snoozeville, even if her face is gorgeous.

  7. Helen
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    Such a very near miss on Helen Hunt. I think if the hip spangles only started at the waist instead of below it (with everything below that moved in proportional accordance), the look could have been perfectly smashing.

    Fox looks terrific, except for those unnecessary and weird facial fillers. Hey, that’s a choice too, and a bad one. I hope she lets them wear off. But she’s wearing the heck out of that dress, and I, too, love her earrings.

    • Tracy
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      Right? Her face looked funny, but I couldn’t figure out why. If they hadn’t announced her name, I would not have known that was her.

      • Jackie
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        I know! I had to look twice at her name to convince myself it was even her. Weird photo, or did she do something to her face. I hope it’s not the latter, she’s such a beautiful woman.

      • Jamie
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        Yeah, I’m pretty sure we *can* all have Megan Fox’s head – we just have to track down the plastic surgeon from whom she purchased it.

        • CakesOnAPlane
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          okay, I was going to make that same exact statement that pretty much anyone with a lot of money can have MFox’s head, but decided to check and see if anyone else had already said it. Glad I did (and glad I’m not alone in that thought!)

  8. Ines
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    boring. however pretty. all of them.
    and yes, chasmosaur, these earrings are gorgeous!

  9. Tiffany
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    I really like Ashley and Kaley’s dresses, but I agree about Kaley’s make up being a bit too harsh. No matter what Megan wears anymore, the first thing I notice is her face and how much older her procedures have made her look. She can’t even smile anymore! Her face was so pretty, I find it incredibly sad that she thought she had to mess with it.

  10. Edith
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    Megan Fox may have the complexion and the makeup to carry off a nude dress, but the actual DRESS is fugly. Boring, ugly, and wtf is it doing to her poor chest? I actually like Ashley’s best of all of these, though they’d all be better in a color, any color. Except Megan’s, which just needs to be scrapped altogether.

  11. TonyG
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    My fave of the neutrals here is Kaley’s. Megan looks great in hers too but it’s more her than the dress.

  12. Celeste
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    I love Megan’s dress, and she looks gorgeous, but the others, no. Helen’s looks like it’s made out of old-lady underwear material–ugh.

  13. Chicklet
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    Megan Fox always looks like the town slattern trying too hard to be “classy.” #heresyouronechancefancydontletmedown

  14. M.Amanda
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    I’ve always wanted to hang out and have a long conversation with Megan Fox. It would be fascinating, and not in a derogatory, “OMG, this chick is totally cray-cray” way. I think she just sees the world in a unique way and doesn’t care enough about what everyone thinks of her to be afraid to say what’s on her mind, even knowing that she’s not all that good at articulating it.

    But the dresses… I love the drape of Ashley’s dress and cannot unsee Helen’s “granny panties.”