That chest. Ouch. Those things are so repressed they’re practically Arthurian peasants. Fortunately for Madonna, the rest of her dress was actually surprisingly cool, but is it enough to overcome the fact that she may have tattooed herself with a bust bruise? And WHAT is up with her glove fetish? Hand hatred? Lagerfeld envy? Let the speculation commence.

What say ye?

  • That is kind of awesome. (13%, 1,196 Votes)
  • That would be awesome if her bust were not swelling (59%, 5,393 Votes)
  • That is a big ol' mess (27%, 2,483 Votes)
  • I might love Robot W.E.... (1%, 71 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,145

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