Well, hello, Amy Adams!

Your dress appears to be perfectly coordinated with your eyes. Well played. Also, thanks for giving Heather and me something to discuss Sunday night beyond, “what is SHE wearing?!” by trotting out your fiance, whom I decided was French simply because he had a wacky mustache. This surprised Heather, mostly because it turns out I made it up.


I kind of feel like it’s perfectly FINE and totally pretty and absolutely normal and blah blah blah mermaid gown yadda yada fishtail blargh ruffle Marchesa yammer body train blee blee bloo bloo cocktadoodledo HASN’T EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD WORN THIS DRESS ALREADY?

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