Look. We are total Christina Hendricks fans around here. We really loved what she wore to the Globes last year. But….oh honey. No.

When you have big boobs, and big hair, the LAST thing you need is SOME OTHER big thing floating around next to your face, fighting for attention with your boobs and your hair (and your face), and, worse yet, this particular Other Big Thing looks like a sea anemone on human growth hormone. Sigh. Where did our love go? PS: Seriously, I think that thing is about to eat your face.