ME: (flipping through photos) Oh, RIGHT. Jessica Chastain was at the Globes!
ME: (later) Oh, RIGHT. Jessica Chastain presented at the Globes!
ME: (even later): OH RIGHT. Jessica Chastain was nominated for a Globe!
I am sorry, Jessica Chastain. I do not know why my brain cannot remember that you (a) attended, (b) presented, (c) were nominated this year. I am a fan. I enjoy you. I want the best for you. And this is….aggressively fine. It’s I’m Not Going To Win This But I Might As Well Go For The Open Bar married to I’m the Matron of Honor at a REAL Expensive Wedding. I just hope that open bar was everything you dreamed of and more.