This ensemble makes me unaccountably sad.
The drooping satin, the color palette of a baseball game hot dog, the weird metal waist cuff hanging above the seam of the dress’s own natural waist, the dreary shoes that scream for a bright pedicure to save them from being total sadface emoticons… I guess that means this makes me accountably sad. But at least it also makes me want to use my Hot Diggety Dogger, so it can check the win column for ONE thing.
[Photo: Getty]
