“WHAT UP, IT’S YEEZY, WITH KIM KARDASHEEZY. I CAN’T BELIEEZY THAT YOU THINK WE ARE CHEESY AND MAKE Y’ALL QUEASY. I JUST WANT TO BE FREEZY TO LOVE WHO I PLEASY, AND — DAMN, DID IT JUST GET BREEZY? AW, HELLSHIT, I ALMOST FLASHED MY WEEZY. JEEZY-CREEZY. TODAY IS MEAN.”

[Photos, which, to the best of my knowledge, are not faked: Splash]