This dress, on model Anne Vyalitsina, is the kind that prompts without fail an email or two from the straight dudes in Fug Nation that say, essentially, “I LOVE IT.”

2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - After Party

And it prompts ME to say, “I love it more than what Victoria’s Secret made her wear on the runway, at least:”

2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - Runway

HOW am I supposed to fit all that under my jeans?