Don’t ask me why the cast of October Road is being invited anywhere. That show was excruciating, and I say that as someone with a high tolerance for crappy quasi-soaps. That being said, I have some notes:
Laura Prepon: Cute dress, cheap-looking belt, possibly cute boots. Put together, you look like a hooker, kid. Get the hell outta here!
Geoff WhatshisNuts: You’re a dream boat, buddy. Shave your neck and give me a call.