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LOURDES: Remind me again why we needed this chick?
TAYLOR: BORING.
MADONNA: Because, Lola, she serves a very distinct purpose.
LOURDES: What is that? To make my ripped tights look comparatively hip and beautiful?
TAYLOR: BORING.
MADONNA: No, sweetie. To make America suck on it. Who’s the freaky one NOW, bitches?
LOURDES: Interesting. Although frankly I think she’s–
TAYLOR: BORING.
LOURDES: Exactly.
MADONNA: THAT’S RIGHT, I am the demure one in this photograph. EAT IT, judgmental public!
TAYLOR: DOUBTFUL.