Coming soon to HBO:

Vanessa Hudgens IS Mylkmaede Phancy Karpette IN Game of Thrones: High Stark Musical, a glorious celebration of the year Ned Stark ran for junior class president against Jamie Lannister, on the platform of abolishing incest and promising to have Valryan swords put in all the vending machines. It’s going to be glorious, and full of keratin rope.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (21):

  1.  HelenBackAgain

    It looks so crazy here (and the hair is SO not helping), but I think this could be stunning on someone more mature, with more of a dignified presence, and the height for it. I’m thinking Anjelica Huston.

    •  HelenBackAgain

      I should’ve noted, I really love Hudgens’ own cheery, bouncy kind of presence. I think she’s darling. I just want her to dress for it!

      • Heather

        Agreed! She seems like a total delight, and I talked to her once at Fashion Week and she really was so nice.

        •  HelenBackAgain

          Aw, that’s good to hear. You know how you WANT to like certain people… she’s one of those, for me! My little old heart is warmed.

  2. Big Noise

    For the love of a sweet God, please say that’s a weave or a wig.

  3. Mikki

    I’m all for changing up one’s hairstyle, but that’s just bad. I like the premise of the High Stark Musical though!

  4. CakesOnAPlane

    GFY Heather wins the internet today.

  5. AM

    It may be her own hair in that it is on her head, but I don’t think it’s her “real” hair. Remember when she cut it short. That wasn’t that long ago for it to grow that much. I thought her short, dark curly hair was really cute. As for this dress, I don’t hate. I just think a simple hairstyle without the pointy nails would look much better.

  6. Eirwen

    I would watch that show!

  7. Margot

    Did anyone else think this was Bjork for a split-second?! The elfin hair + dress choice somehow clicked the boxes in my brain that equal Bjork…

  8. kickassmomnyc

    This might work for her if the skirt were slim and above the knee. And certainly without that dead thing on her head.

  9. Sajorina

    “Mylkmaede Phancy Karpette”?! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

  10.  Chasmosaur

    I think they may have been better dressed and had better hair on School of Thrones.

    • Sajorina

      OMG, you’re right! I’ve never seen “Game of Thrones”, but “School of Thrones” is pretty funny and the wigs are so bad, they’re hilarious! Ha!!!

  11. TonyG

    I went in for the close-up and I like the patterns and the material of the dress. It’s just that the black is so heavy/dark and the cut is out of the 1800s. Replace the black with a cheerier purple or blood red (any color complementary to the gold in the dress), and I would like this better.

  12. Maya

    I have to say, I actually really like her and generally find her fashion choices very interesting. I’d rather someone who takes risks with their clothes, and generally seems cheery and happy to be there, than yet another sultry-gazing starlet in a little dress and nude heels.