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I’m confused.

Is she at the Miss Jumpsuit America 2013 pageant?

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (31):

  1. Ailatan
    +2

    Why?

  2. Karen
    +7

    If that was a dress it could be pretty nice.

  3. Miranda
    +14

    Add Stana to the growing list of women who are gorgeous but cannot dress themselves. So. Frustrating.

  4. LovePug19
    +4

    For a second I thought that was Marissa Cooper, and I got really excited because, as awful as that is, it’s better than whatever she’s put on in the last several years. Alas, I don’t know who this pretty girl is, but she is indeed quite stunning in the face. The jumpsuit? Not so much.

  5. Joe Dwarf
    +2

    Stana is the female lead in Castle. She is gorgeous, that outfit not so much.

    • ¬†HelenBackAgain
      +2

      The styling isn’t doing this beautiful woman any favors either. The crazy hair, the harsh makeup with no lip color, the lack of jewelry, the glaringly clashing mani and pedi… I do not require that fingernail and toenail polish match, but they should be justifiable together. Here, we’ve got hands going to the beach and toes going to a Goth club.

      • Sajorina
        +1

        My fingernails’ and toenails’ nailpolish rarely match and I like it that way! I mostly just wear transparent polish on my fingers and color polish on my toes, just like her and I think it works nicely!

  6. Brenna
    +13

    Oh man, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but on a scale of jumpsuits, I don’t hate this. It could use some hemming, but it’s a beautiful color and it fits her really well.

    • Esme
      +5

      Have you looked at the crotch?

      • Margo
        +6

        I feel like the crotch on this jumpsuit is much less awful than on most jumpsuits. That’s grading on a curve, mind you.

  7. witjunkie
    +6

    I don’t hate this either other than it looks like she’s getting kissed by Cpt. Kirk in T-12:45:09; the thing is, these things have to fit PERFECTLY. Otherwise you are getting camel-toe or wet hangin’ diaper. Unless one is ordering up a bespoke jumpsuit, it’s just so risky.

    • Carol
      +8

      Definitely what one of the United Federation of Planets ambassadors would wear to the office.

  8. Luke
    +3

    yes yes she looks like misha bartone, let’s forget about her, she’s happin snuffin the white stuff and destroying a career. oh stana, can you stop with the jumpsuit! I think it’s the 5th times she wears one? she wore a pink one at the spirit awards, white one at the billboard huh. hello stylist? wake up! gorgeous women though. killer collarbone.

  9. Other Emily
    +1

    No, Stana. No, no, no. You are way too pretty to do this.

  10. martinipie
    +3

    I feel like she and Christina Hendricks have the same problem: for some reason, how freakin’ fantastic they look in their shows and therefore how great they must look in the mirrors on set has failed to permeate their brains. BECKETT YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS.

  11. Goldfish
    +7

    I think this would be good for the opening ceremony for the Olympics. Really not sure which country.

  12. Alicia
    +35

    Well, she’s now my pick for Deanna Troi in a TNG reboot.

  13. priya
    +1

    She looks like Pricess Di – only her face and hair .

  14. Stefanie
    +8

    Dang, I hadnt scrolled down all the way – the picture was cut off just above her waist – and I thought..”Oh! This could be cu…oh hell. Of course it’s a jumpsuit.”

    • Goldfish
      +9

      Those stealth “scroll down fugs” are brutal. It’s like the spanish inquisition — no one expects them.

  15. Cat
    +3

    Stana is gorgeous and this color look amazing on her– but definitely think the jumpsuit is something better suited to Star Trek.

  16. Bree
    +2

    Stana Katic can do no wrong, so I’m gonna pretend this is a dress. And in that case, it’s gorgeous!

    • Sajorina
      +1

      I’m right there with you! My girl crush on Stana is so powerful that I can’t see anything wrong with this outfit! She’s GORGEOUS!

  17.  HelenBackAgain
    0

    How very weird.

    The top half is trying so hard to be the top half of a really beautiful dress, and it almost makes it, but then the poor thing’s very reasonable aspirations are dashed by its being attached to – too-big yoga pants? The bottom half looks very athletic-wear.

    On the up side, I guess the crown says she won!

  18. Esme
    +6

    What is that riotous looking thing on her head? Is she some kind of minor superhero?

  19. Lauren
    +3

    One can only assume by the way she dresses herself that she’s uncomfortable with how gorgeous she is. Bonus points for being one of the only people on any carpet whose pants aren’t dragging on the ground.

  20. house mouse
    0

    She’s so gorgeous. But she (or her stylist) has such weird taste. See also: Christina Hendricks, Katie Holmes, Morena Baccarin, etc.