Fugsip Girls

Come on, Boobs.

You’re not Pamela Anderson. You’re not even Christina Hendricks. They can’t be THAT hard to wrangle.

Also, as Jessica pointed out, if this party is any indication then these H&M for Versace (note: i am leaving this typo — it is Versace for H&M — because it is hilarious) clothes are from Planet WHAT. Some of the collection looks like this — the garb of refugees from a convention of people who once sat on the hoods of cars in hair metal videos — and then there’s this:

Kaylee here is twenty-five, not twelve. She’s on Gossip Girl, not Nickeodeon Presents Flapper Jackie, the story of a girl who gets zapped into the roaring twenties from the pages of a Fisher Price catalog. Nothing about this is okay except the fact that she eventually took it off again.

[Photos: Getty]

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Comments (31):

  1. Stefanie

    This is stuff is really bad. Wow.

  2. Carolina Girl

    Donatella has obviously taken one Botox shot too many to the cranium. The clothes are fit only for the likes of Nikki Minaj and Alan Cumming. They would look absolutely ridiculous on anyone else.

  3. Emster

    Horrible. They were previewed in a mag last month and I thought it was a joke. And as someone referenced in comments the other day, not only is it atrocious clothing, but shoddily made atrocious clothing.

  4. Bevvie Hedstrom

    “Nickeodeon Presents Flapper Jackie”


  5. nikole

    I’ve seen the entire line and while there are things I really dislike about it, there are some pieces that i really really LOVE.Lets face it, it won’t please everyone and whats good fashion without the controversy?

    • Miranda

      Agreed. There are definitely a couple of pieces I would be very happy to own, assuming they fit me. And for what it’s worth, I hear the workmanship/construction at least at the runway presentation was pretty good.

      I really want that studded backpack. The only thing that would make it better is if it was from a Prada for H&M collection, so I could walk around saying, “There’s a difference between like and love. Because I like my Skechers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack.”

  6. vandalfan

    The pattern on her white dress makes it look like one of those large t-shits that has a bikini printed on a skinny figure, like you see at PeopleOfWalmart.com. And her jacket simply looks too small. But (whispers) I’ll take the pink shoes.

    • jerkygirl

      I agree–that’s EXACTLY what that pattern looks like. And I really hate the heavy tights and black shoes with it. The whole look there is feh.

      And that pink hearty-fringy thing looks like something Lisa Frank puked up after eating too much candy with hallucinogenic mushrooms. Yuckity!!!

  7. Kit

    Wow. So far everything I’ve seen of this line is full of whack fug!

  8. Francesca

    It’s official: H&M stands for “Hot Mess.”

  9. Emily

    Can I just add that Boobs is doing a thing I hate: wearing solid black shoes with opaque black tights. Against the black carpet, her feet have disappeared completely. I prefer a boot with opaque tights, or at least a shoe with some sort of distinguishing detail, so that your legs don’t just disappear into your feet.

  10. Andrea

    I actually think Blake’s outfit is gorgeous, and I would wear it in a heartbeat! Although, obviously, I would tone done the cleavage (I have lots of it!). I was already excited about the Versace collection, now I am even more so if this dress is part of it. Also, to Emily above me, wearing black tights with black shoes is a common tip given which is meant to elongate your leg – one long monochromatic line of black. Similarly, that is why women wear nude heels, to match their bare legs so it looks like one long line. Not that Blake needs to lengthen her amazing legs, but I don’t think it’s such a terrible thing.
    However, Kaylee’s dress and hair are just terrible, I don’t think there is any way to deny it!

    • Emily

      I get it, I just don’t like it. I think it makes feet look like hooves. Then again, I make no claim to stylishness and am 5’9″ with mostly legs, so it’s just a look that doesn’t work for me.

      • Lindy

        Being 5’9 and mostly legs, you’re one of the few people who could actually MAKE it work. But, I hate those shoofs, too, so point taken.

  11. Smello

    I like the typo of “H&M for Versace.” The thought of it going that way makes me giggle. I think both dresses are terrible, but I do want Kaylee’s shoes.

  12. mog

    The crazy I heart flapper dress costs $200!!

  13. Narlie

    PLEASE do a “Fug the Collection”. Pretty please do it!

  14. GigiNYC

    Call me crazy but I actually like Blake’s dress. She looks amazing in it and I even like the black tights. Then again, the fact that she’s 5’10″ and model thin with mile-long legs might have something to do with it…

  15. lisas

    I feel that the top dress is not getting a fair shake because it’s too small. It looks taut and hard and extremely uncomfortable. Perhaps she asked Ryan for outfit feedback instead of a girlfriend.

  16. Sandra

    The black tights are too heavy for the dress.

  17. maggie

    I like Blake’s emerald jewelry.

  18. pc

    Versace was always kinda hookery, but the tailoring and the fabrics made up for it. If you go H&M on Versace, then you’ve get trashy/baroque style in cheap tailoring and fabrics…which just turns it into regular old hooker wear? No?

  19. Geemee

    I think Blake looks awful. Just taking off the tights might go a long way in salvaging it, tho.

  20. fritanga

    Boobs almost always looks terrible, and this is no exception. Actually it’s more her level; if this were the 80s she WOULD be on a car in a hair-metal video.

    Explain it to me: why is this talentless woman a “fashion icon?” Because her publicist and Anna Wintour say so? Or is it something I’m missing?

  21. rvc

    Blake Lively is incapable of not looking trashy.

  22. Franziska

    Oh God, winter hasn’t even started yet and I’m already sick of black thick tights.

  23. josephine

    I actually love that outfit on Blake. The cleavage is ridiculous, yes, but I adore the rest of it. Kaylee, on the other hand, makes me sad.

  24. Veronica

    I thought the dress was actually quite cute, but then suddenly I looked at it and saw an upside down diagram of the female reproductive tract, and now I can’t unsee it. :(

    The Versace for H&M collection was hit and miss for me. I really liked most of the LBDs and neutrals, but once they ventured into color, it was a mess.

    • M

      I”m glad I’m not the only one who saw the female reproductive tract in that dress! I think Blake is very pretty in a way that, if she was actually in my life, I would kind of secretly hate her. That being said, I think her dress and jacket should go a size up and lose the tights. If it’s cold enough to need the tights, its cold enough to give the girls a blanket or at least protect them from the elements.

      The second dress looks like an artsy kindergarten crayon drawing on black construction paper.