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Oh my God.

This isn’t even an outfit. It’s the door knocker on the puppy palace Karl Lagerfeld probably built for his dog.

[Photo: Bauer-Griffin]

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  1. Kat
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    On the plus side, she’s doing shorts the right way

  2. Sandra
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    Disagree. There is no right way to do formal shorts. This collection of fabric seems to have been intended for the girls at 10236 Charing Cross Rd. in Beverly Hills. I wonder how Milla got her hot little hands on it.

  3. kickassmomnyc
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    Hysterical and perfect description.

  4. Jen S 2.0
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    Seriously? And with opaque tights, as if the potential for being cold is the biggest problem with this ensemble? (The solution? WEAR PANTS. Calling them “hot pants” does not imply anything about the temperatures you will experience while clad in said garments.)

  5. Lynne
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    Aw, bless her. She looks so proud of herself too. If you’re going to resort to such lunacy at least own it, right?

  6. pidget
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    Yikes, but she herself is looking beautiful. I deplore the outfit, but the palest pink silk looks lovely with her skin.

  7. Sarah
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    Kalr Lagerfeld has a kitty, not a dog! Very imporant distinction.

    • madelaine99
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      Precisely. How could they forget about Choupette? So in this case, this would be a catnip filled designer toy, promptly to be discarded for an empty cardboard box.

  8. Julie
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    It says something about how absolutely stunning she is that I noticed her face first…before all the bow-y wackadoo-ness below it.

    • Olivia
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      My thought exactly. I sort of feel like the horridness of the outfit is diminished by how gorgeous she is.

  9. colleen
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    Sigh. I love Milla Jovovich so damn much she can pretty much do no wrong in my eyes. She’s been my girl crush forever. I just wish the shorts and the vest/jacket/bustier thing were the same tone of black.

    • Amelia
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      I agree, if the the shorts and the top were the same material, this would be fine. She’s owning it. The silk bow is beautiful. I think it captures some elements of the real Chanel.

  10. Shelley
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    The outfit is weird, but I dunno….I think she can pull it off. ONLY she can pull it off.

  11. cat
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    Wait, so the necklace is attached to the bow, which is also attached to her boobs???? My brain hurts…

  12. val.
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    The top has little lint fuzzies all over it. At first I thought it was my dirty laptop screen, but, no, it’s her “shirt” (for lack of a better word.) I mean, it happens to all of us, but I’d at least pick up a lint roller before heading out to an event!

    • Wade
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      It’s that bow, shedding from its fringe. In other news, Amanda Palmer is interested….

  13. TaraMisu
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    Ugh…. no! Horrid! But her face… OMG beautiful!

  14. Lily1214
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    Formal shorts do not look good on anyone. Hers are wrinkled.

    • mary lou bethune
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      Agreed! She has such big features ( pretty enough) that she should just go simply dressed in a ravishing gown and it would be perfect.

  15. Art Eclectic
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    Formal shorts…again. MAKE IT STOP!~

  16. Marvelous A
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    Karl has a cat, actually, which has its own fleet of servants. (Thanks, Harper’s Bazaar! DAMMIT.) Milla’s so pretty and seems in interviews to have a lovely personality, so why does she occasionally just crack out like this?

  17. Siobhán
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    She needs a BIG black jacket to cover up this mess.

    • JillB
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      I saw this described somewhere as a “sleeveless jacket”. Whatever that means.

  18. kindakute
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    If a supermodel like Milla can’t pull off the formal short, NOBODY CAN . PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

    • Sajorina
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      If anyone can pull them off is Rachel Bilson, so I will very much like for her to keep wearing them!

  19. Helen
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    Oh DEAR.

    Well… Given that someone did indeed inexplicably make this, and another someone wore it, at least the wearer is Milla Jovovich. She is one of the best things that can happen to a bad outfit. Or any outfit.

    It’s the only nice thing I can think of to say! My God, this belongs on a digitally animated cat/human Frankencreature in yet another weird Tim Burton excursion.

  20. Jo
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    Milla as ever is gorge but the outfit is cheap and nasty!

  21. SKGD
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    So I do realise I live in the backwoods of nowhere in fashion terms (halfway between Toronto and Ottawa, literally and probably also figuratively) but seriously, where do they find these clothes????? Never mind, the part of my brain that didn’t just finish a glass of pinot grigio realises they’re shopping in a whole other world than I am.

  22. Vandalfan
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    Jesus Christ on a cracker.

  23. Andy
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    You know what? I don’t care about the outfit, she’s just SOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUUUUUUUUUL!!!

  24. Pegmn
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    I actually like this. She’s pulling it off. I love the bow.

    • Tamburlaine
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      ^ I agree with Pegmn. And I know I shouldn’t, but Jovovich has a kind of insouciance which means she can pull off this sort of stuff.

  25. Jules
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    This is going to give me another GFY nightmare.
    You know, the one where you are supposed to suddenly discover you’re naked, but instead you suddenly discover you’re wearing fug.

  26. Emma
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    I think she literally has dog hairs on her.

  27. Sajorina
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    Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! The door knocker on Karl’s puppy palace? Unreal… AND GENIUS! Thank you, H!

    • Tessa
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      *gigglesnort*

      That outfit is horrendous, but the description made me laugh out loud.

  28. Guerra
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    But she’s so pretty!!

  29. CranAppleSnapple
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    I am offended that her blacks are clashy.

  30. Veronica
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    This woman is so crazy beautiful, which makes the whole outfit seem even sadder on her.

  31. Lisbeth
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    Karl Lagerfeld has a very cute and very spoilt cat. But that doesn’t explain why this fully grown woman is dressed like a child. There was a time, long long ago, when women were women and wore real gowns – Shirley Bassey, Dusty Springfield, Lauren Bacall to name a few.

    I don’t go for this stuff now at all.

  32. Heather
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    I actually think this would be a super-cute Halloween costume. She could be, I don’t know, Sexy Butler or Sexy Dog Walker or something.

  33. DB
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    Milla actually wore this outfit to perform in. It looked great on stage and we didn’t see left over threads from her white Chanel Coat!!

    • Helen
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      Okay, I could see this working as a costume, on stage. But, for what? I mean, what does she DO in it?