Fugsario Dawfug


This weekend, scientists discovered Earth actually has two additional moons.

I can only imagine what effect this had on the tides.

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  1. Carol
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    What on earth (or in outer space) is this thing made of? Green cellophane?

    • Annie
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      It’s got to be one of those Armani dresses from the collection where they all have the wet-look. Anne Hathaway sported one in her army of dresses for the 2011 Oscars.

    • fanl
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      Did she wear this to the white house dinner? classy

  2. Libby
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    She needs to go up a size, stat! And the dress makes her rack look fake – I didn’t think she had done that.

    • Paige
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      I’m pretty sure that rack has been bought and paid for.

      • Alle C. Hall
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        I am pretty sure she is pregnant. Truly.

      • Paige
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        Alle- she might be, and that would certainly explain some swelling, but not the snow globe effect. And if it’s a result of her dress being too tight, then the center of her breasts would appear “squished” as a result of the dress pressing into them. To be clear, I’m not passing judgement on her…but it certainly seems to me that she had a breat augmentation. Either way, I think we can all agree this dress is doing her no favors, which is a shame because she’s a beautiful woman.

    • Annie
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      Those were my thoughts exactly. I saw a pic of her with George Clooney on Lainey’s site, and was all “Wow, I wonder if it looks any better when she’s not leaning over and laughing” and the answer is “No. And Boobs Look Fake”

    • yeahandalso
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      Those do look REALLY fake there. I remember she was topless in Alexander and looked very natural, but there is no undergarments in the world that can give that perfectly round look on the top, inner side and bottom of a breast.

  3. TaraMisu
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    No to satin!! It’s evil…. and her boobs look painfully squished.

  4. Lauren
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    Let me just state that she wore this to the WHITE HOUSE. INAPPROPRIATE. Even Lindsay Lohan out-classed her in terms of her dress. Her stylist needs a stern talking-to immediately.

    • Ms.A
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      NO. SHE. DIDN’T! Just when I thought It couldn’t get worse.

      • Holly
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        To be fair, she attended the White House Correspondents Dinner at a hotel, not the White House.

    • SvetlanaMonsoon
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      I believe that she actually wore this to the Washington DC Hilton. (Nerd Prom is not a State event, it’s organized b the WH Correspondents’ Association.) But, yes, still totally inappropriate.

    • Cranky Old Batt
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      At least it wasn’t flip-flops.

      No, I take that back, this is worse. She looks like a call-girl for sure.

  5. Leah
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    I cannot believe that she can sit in this without busting a seam.

  6. pem
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    I bet POTUS and FLOTUS didn’t know where to look. Inappropriate indeed.

  7. Meander
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    Rosario is one of the most fun, charming, and beautiful women on the planet.

    Now let’s talk about this dress. Wrong size, wrong color, that business beneath the decolletage. I never EVER mind exposed boobage, but this doesn’t flatter her, and makes her girls look fake, which I do not believe they are.

    Call me, Rosario!

  8. Kara
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    Oooh, this dress looks so cheap. It looks like something on the clearance rack at Joyce Leslie. And she looks cheap in it – she’s so much better than this! Her boobs look completely bolted on – and it looks like a BAD boob job, because the left one looks higher than the right.

    • Kellilee
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      I thought the same thing about her boobs. I just want to grab her sternum and straighten those buggers out.

    • Cranky Old Batt
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      Both of these comments about made me snort my tea out my nose!

  9. Kit
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    I was hoping you would fug attendees at this dinner (and most especially Rosario) who , seriously – WHAT. THE.FUG? Usually she looks okay to very good – never fug! And er… that dress
    a: is too small,
    b: looks cheap,
    c: looks awful and
    d: makes her bewbs look fake

    so uh, if they’re not – wowzers… get a new stylist – STAT!

  10. Sam
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    Why would anyone buy a dress that makes your naturally large rack look so fake and cheap? Boggles the mind.

  11. Amy D
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    I once had to wear a bridesmaids dress in this color. And after polishing off the prime rib at the reception, that dress (like this one) was 3 stitches away from splitting down the middle. This is not an event anyone should be recreating.

  12. ellenderavenous
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    I can’t quite comprehend at what point Ms. Dawson, when selecting her outfit for the White House Correspondents Dinner, thought, “Y’know what? I wanna show some TIT!”

    Someone should have had the good sense to throw a shawl at her.

  13. AM
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    I think the color is beautiful. It looks good on her skin tone too. BUT that’s the only nice thing I can think of to say. Unflattering style and fit, and not at all appropriate for the venue.

  14. liz_bee
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    The expression on her face is so amazing. She gives an intelligent interview, but she looks like an extremely ditzy cheerleader here. “OH HAI GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?”

    I also wonder if this was just a sizing mistake? And it was too late to get a new dress? I would have called in sick though.

  15. Cat
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    This dress is atrocious– the only thing going for it is the color. WTF is she doing to her breasts?! Terrible and I don’t think it’s appropriate for an event the POTUS attends.

  16. Lynne
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    Oh, Rosario. Did you lose a bet? This is a seriously awful dress. It’s true. A terrible dress can make absolutely anyone look terrible. Even her.

  17. toxxic
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    Wow. Kate Upton rocked up in what looks like a nightgown/robe and even she managed to keep her girls under wraps. Not appropriate at all…

  18. Chris
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    My god woman, put those things away!

  19. Kristin
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    2 things….GO UP A SIZE….and put it away. How do you meet the POTUS with your nipples nearly hanging out???

  20. Werml
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    Who glued grapefruits to her chest?

  21. gail
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    Nasa can name them Silicon1 and Silicon 2.

  22. Leah
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    I’m definitely calling mine potus & flotus from now on.

  23. Cranky Old Batt
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    The comment, “two additional moons” FTW!
    The bimbo in the shrink wrap, not so much.

  24. Happy Cat
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    Seriously, her girls have taken a dislike to her dress and are escaping up her chest and are currently lodged under her collar bone…Satin is just the Satan of fabrics, should be banned completely…

  25. Lina
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    So, her stylist hates her?

  26. Carolina Girl
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    WTF??? Did someone recycle Posh’s old implants???

  27. katkin74
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    PLEASE tell me that everyone is wrong and she didn’t wear this to the WH Correspondent’s Dinner. Please. I can’t even; it’d be like school on Saturday.

  28. Leah M
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    I was so mesmerized by the lightning streaking across her abdomen and exploding her pelvis that it took me quite a while to force my eyes up to notice the cleavage. I realize it is just a weird reflection due to shiny material, but it is freaking me out.

  29. Jo
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    Must have been the stylist’s day off! And yes, boobs must be fake?!

  30. Shiitake
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    Put those away!

  31. Caroleena Stantonova
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    Cheezus. Did she order the dress through JCPenney catalogue and throw it on at the last minute and run out the door? Shoulda checked the mirror…U-G-L-Y, she ain’t got no alibi, it’s UGLY!

  32. crystal
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    I usually love Rosario but this is just ugly and inappropriate. Definitely not what I expect from her. :(

  33. buttercup
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    I had no idea Rosario had fake boobs. You can’t push up real ones like that and maintain a flat valley in the middle. If she doesn’t have fake boobs, why oh why would she want to appear as though she does?!

    • mara
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      Ditto. I have no doubt they are fake and not very good ones. They look like they might be new and I don’t recall her needing new boobs. If she so badly wanted to show off her new jugs, they’d still have looked just as bountiful in a bigger size.

  34. Girlin
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    Dreadful. Even imagining the mortification of leaving the house in this dress with the boobs exposed/looking fake is making me blush and feel really uncomfortable…Ugh..FUG!

  35. Veronica
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    I think it’s too tight on her in general – just look at the way it’s pulling around her waist. It’s a shame because it’s a gorgeous color on a beautiful woman, and it could have all worked out better if her stylist had a better eye for fit. And if they hadn’t picked a bra from a Victoria’s Secret rack.

    (I did not mean that last line as a pun.)

  36. Sajorina
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    Holly Mother of FUG!!!

  37. Mahastee
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    Omg, did she get implants?!?!?! But she’s so beautiful! what? why? I… words… not.

  38. zackster
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    WOW, that’s frightening. She usually looks classy, right? The boobs look awful!

  39. Rubee
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    Beautiful, beautiful woman… I really wanna think this was a bet. Like… “I will go through the whole Mr. President thing in this too tight, cheap looking dress without a) a wardboob malfunction b) fainting c) being scorted out by one of Ms Obama’s RP people” … Real props to the designer, since the dress magically contains the sisters borderline nip slip.

  40. Melba
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    I didn’t realise until now, Rosario had fake breasts. Kind of a letdown.

    • Mooshki Mitchell
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      She didn’t have fake breasts until now. Her real ones were gorgeous; I have no idea why she did this to herself.