Fugs, Fabs and Fines of the Disney/ABC TCAs


At least people showed up to the ABC event, NBC.

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  1. sarah
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    Well hello there Mr. Hansom….er, Scott Speedman.

  2. Liz
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    Oooohhhh! Is Scott Speedman back on tv? :)

  3. Mariana
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    Yes, I think everyone’s take away from this post is the same: Welcome back to TV, Scott Speedman!

    • ortenzia
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      It’s true. It’s good to see Ben again… still… Ben… jesus…

    • Erin
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      No kidding!

      And how much am I looking forward to Nashville and 666 Park Avenue (with another hottie, Dave Annable)? Hint: A LOT!

    • Kelly Neely Olsakovsky
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      Could not possibly agree more. There were some lovely dresses, I’m sure but… Scott Speedman… why else do you think I watched Underworld? ‘Twas not for the compelling plot.

  4. Eliza Bennett
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    HOW is “Don’t trust the B” still on?! I love Racheal Taylor now, but that will not stop me from accosting her in a dark alley and demanding those awesomesauce shoes.

  5. Alice
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    I want 666 Park Avenue to be amazing more than I actually THINK it will be amazing. It will probably be a hot mess, but I am pledging my eternal devotion to ABC for giving me Terry O’Quinn and Vanessa Williams as the greatest couple ever. Whoever is in charge of casting is clearly a genius.

    I’m so glad the actors themselves seem to be in agreement with me. Both of them are so flawless. It doesn’t even matter what they’re wearing. Ever. I love them.

    • Other Emily
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      Yeah, my head exploded a little at this picture. How much awesomeness can there BE in one photo? They’re too much. She’s perfect and he’s got the twinkliest blue eyes and I realize I’m gushing butIcan’tstop.

      Also, Scott Speedman. So cute!

    • Kara
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      I seriously can’t wait for that show. SO EXCITED.

  6. Claire L1
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    Oh Pamela….. “There’s Something About Mary” was NOT a hair dressing reality show.

  7. Dazie
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    Who ARE these people?? I recognized like 4 of them.

  8. Claire L1
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    Dear Brad Garret, you are not Elliot Gould….. only Elliot Gould can pull off the Reuben Tishkoff slippers….. Only. Elliot. Friggen. Gould…. it’s in the name, you see.

  9. Claire L1
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    I love Lily Tomelin so much….. that’s all I can even muster, she’s so great!

    Vanessa Williams and Terry O’Quinn could try to sell me sand at my desert home and I’d buy it…

    Jamie Gertz!!!! YOU BRAT!! Look at you! Even in “mom” wear you remind me that I shall Never EVER be you…. ….no seriously, I love her….she always comes across as a totally nice and normal kind of person….she can’t help that she is genetically superior to most of us.

  10. Lola
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    THANK U. Sara Rue bugged me so much in those commercials!!

  11. neiges
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    Didn’t you fall asleep whilst writing these down? I have never seen such a boring 26 slides. I say 26 because, thankfully, Scott Speedman (whom I did not know) was the only one of the 27 that made me forgive you for having wasted 5 minutes of my life! :-) FORGIVEN, you are, totally.

  12. LibraryChick
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    Dana Delany’s shoes were cute. Agreed that underboob could have been avoided with just a slightly less dramatic plunge. It’s cool that she’s in her fifties and her decolletage looks decent, though.

  13. glee
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    Hayden P. does look totally great – too bad there isn’t a photo of just her. Having just watched the 4 seasons of Heroes, I am amazed she got out without ‘cheerleader’ tatooed on her ample forehead. Maybe that’s why she was dating the ginormous Ukranian? To get an image make-over (it was so bad when she was dressing like she was 50ish)?

    • Jeanette
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      Hayden looks lovely. So much so that at first I thought it was Sarah Michelle Gellar instead… Why have I as an Australian bever heard of Scott Speedman? He is delicious!

  14. Sara
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    So happy that Scott Speedman is back on tv, even if the show’s premise sounds dubious. I think we all wished that this had happened to us: http://thehairpin.com/2012/07/i-blew-it-with-scott-speedman

  15. Michelle
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    Connie Britton and that HAIR. And face! And… well, the dress is okay, I guess.

  16. Andrew S.
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    I’m surprised you didn’t mention Dreama’s stint as right hand minion to the imposter leader penelope on Gossip Girl XD But I love her, if only because she shares a name of one of my favorite Sabrina the Teenage Witch characters.

  17. anny
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    K. Ritter’s outfit looks like Barbie Cigarette Jiffy Pop Golden Christmastree Angel Drum Majorette Girl -enstein. The dress looks itchy and the shoes look HARD.

  18. Laucie
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    Re: Dana Delaney and her underboob. The lady likes to show off the girls. I watched her medical examiner show last season, and more than a few times she was wearing considerable decolletage “on the job” during daytime scenes. She always looked quite nice, but not very credible in her very un-clinical attire.

  19. Trina
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    I totally have a crush on Sean Berdy. And it makes me feel like a dirty old woman.

    • alannaofdoom
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      [sheepishly raises hand] He is waaaaaaaaaaaay too young but I can’t help myself.

      Connie: I love you, girl, but that much fringe when you’re playing a country singer is too on-the-nose.

  20. Jamie B
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    “Hayden Pantywaist”…HA!

  21. Sajorina
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    LOVE Connie Britton, Dana Delaney, Racheal Taylor & Kristen Ritter’s outfits! WANT!!!

    • Sajorina
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      And, OMG, Scott Speedman… YES! Plus, Terry O’Quinn is such a silver fox!

  22. CJG
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    I want Autumn’s dress …and I don’t know if I could pull it off, but Rachael Taylor’s dress is awesome too. Ditto about Reba and Lily!

  23. Kris M
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    Bunheads :( Considering it was from Amy Sherman-Palladino, I was so so so hoping for a show of Gilmore Girls quality. I only watched one episode, but could someone please let me know if it gets better? I can’t bear it.

    • April
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      For some unknown reason, I’m still watching it & I can tell you that it most definitely has not gotten any better. I really need to delete it off my DVR.

      • Sajorina
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        I agree, the 1st episode was good & the 2nd was bearable, but so sad… I couldn’t watch anymore after Hubbell died, without him in the picture I lost all interest!

  24. Mikki
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    Well, that is certainly an underwhelming collection of outfits…I did like Connie’s even if it is sort of bridal looking, but that was it.

  25. lavonspants
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    SEAN BERDY!!!! Hi, Emmett! Love love love him on S.A.B., and he is absolutely perfectly attired for this event. Well played, he-who-is-inadvertently-making-me-totally-believe-I-know-sign-language-every-Tuesday-night.

    Also: THANK YOU, Sarah Chalke and Ana Gasteyer for not wearing stupid frickin’ frackin’ nude shoes. BASTA with the Barbie feet!!!

  26. Kara
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    From the neck up, Connie Britton looks gorgeous, as always. I don’t like the dress, though, and I hate the shoes.

    Aren’t we done with Pamela Anderson yet? Like, I get that “sexpot” is her thing and that’s probably supposed to be “I just had sex” hair, but she looks like she just got off a bender. Run a comb through it, damn.

  27. Sandra
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    I’ve never heard of that Darby person before but I. WANT. HER. HAIR!

  28. Karen G
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    I though Brad Garrett was Tom Jones for a second there, with the tan, the curly hair, and the kind of Tom Jonesy wardrobe.

  29. vandalfan
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    Pink dress gal should thin houndstooth check black and white. And Lily Tomlin and Reba can play the Statler and Waldorf type makers of snide observations in our 1930′s English manor house party mystery.

  30. TonyG
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    Clara Mamet, who apparently is the daughter of playwright David Mamet, needs to give that collared fur/faux-fur(?) sweater back to the eccentric old theater maven she borrowed it from. That thing is hideous.

  31. Eli
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    I am psyched about Nashville. I love me a good soapy drama. I hope it is a candidate for Fug the Show given the number of sequins that a show about country music would likely have.

    I realized I am still mad at ABC family for cancelling Make it or Break it before they went to the Oh-lympics, after seeing this post in the middle of the actual Oh-lympics.

  32. Lucille Austero
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    Lily and Reba would amuse anyone who was stuck in the elevator with them, then they’d amuse the HECK out of the firemen.

  33. Celeste
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    Is Leah Remini back on TV? Why does she always look so surly? Is she still pissed off at Katie Holmes for giving Scientology a bad name?

  34. Joe
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    Seeing women wear black tights during the summer is just as off-putting to me as seeing them wear white pumps in the middle of winter. I realize the old rules don’t still apply but … THEY DO. They DO still apply!

  35. Keira
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    Sorry, hate to be such a spelling nazi, but her name is spelled Rachael Taylor :)

  36. Kiti
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    Clara Mamet – WHAT. THE. HELL. No, really, someone PLEASE explain this to me. This one outfit puts her high in Fug Madness ranking, in my opinion.

    Pam Anderson – This may be damning with faint praise, but let’s admit that this is still the best she has looked in a loooong time.

    Scott Speedman – I have no idea who he is.

  37. alice
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    connie britton is ludicrously beautiful

  38. Brian Wagner
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    Jami Gertz is looking alot like Karen Carpenter…before the whole anorexia thing, I mean.

  39. Neil
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    How is it I was unaware of Scott Speedman until seeing that photo? Damn!

    As for the rest of the outfits, what a snoozefest. Even Dana Delaney’s leprechaun hooker get-up isn’t bizarre enough to really be fun.

    And when will Pamela Anderson realize that if she just covered up a little (slightly longer skirt, less cleavage, oh and brush/wash that hair!) she’d actually look much sexier instead of rode-hard-and-put-away-wet?

  40. Shandra
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    I know it seems like it would be a terrible show, but Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 is actually hysterical. I basically sit there and laugh for a half hour straight. Give it a try, people!

  41. Melanie Woodall
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    I just about fell out of my chair when I saw the picture of Scott. I am definitely adding that show to my list. Welcome back to TV Mr. Speedman, you have been missed.