Oh, Canada. Here’s a philosophical question for you: If there’s a Canadian music awards and Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t there, did it really happen? Or is the role of CRJ being played by Avril Lavigne, in some kind of Student Becomes the Master Becomes the Student weird switcheroo? Now that I think about it, maybe I want to see an ABC Family movie where CRJ and Avril switch bodies. Imagine what will happen to old Nickelback.