Don't look so crabby, Scully. How bad could it be? Are you having a SecretAlienMiracleBaby with a coworker who's obsessed about his sister (who has turned into starlight)? Do you have incurable nose cancer that actually IS curable but unfortunately that involves sticking a weird alien chip back into you? Did a bee nearly give you anaphylaxis right before you were about to make out with the same weird coworker who you love despite his raging porn addiction? Has 10% of your friends list been killed in your apartment? Is a hot guy with one arm stalking you? No? THEN CHEER UP. Also, this dress is pretty on you.