Don’t bother me, I’m working on our Gift Guide (coming your way next week). Until then:

– Are these New York’s 100 Most Important Living Writers? (Flavorwire)

– This is a really interesting article about what NFL training camp is like when you are NOT a star rookie — and may not even make the team — and the tough life of an undrafted free agent. (The New York Times Magazine)

– Speaking of sports, “Andrew Bynum and the Meaning of NBA Hair” is a great read from — (Grantland)

PLEASE BUY SOME OF YOKO ONO’S NEW MENSWEAR FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND. (The Cut)

– Ooh, I love it when the list of the year’s most popular baby names comes out.  That one isn’t the one that comes out from Social Security, but it will sate our cravings. FOR NOW. (Time)

Do you like codes, ciphers, and secret societies? Then read this. (Wired)

– Look at some charming photos of Chris Hemsworth. (Celebitchy)

– Maybe you’re more in the mood for Joseph Gordon-Levitt (and his Marvel Comics/Batman prospects)? (Lainey)

– Cee-lo’s Christmas song is ably backed up by THE MUPPETS. YES. (Mashable)

– Longform curated six of Playboy’s best interviews, from Sinatra to Nabokov. (Slate)

– ABC News got security cam footage of a dude realizing that he won the Powerball — allegedly — and while he freaked out, I would have freaked out MORE. I would have knocked over that entire stand of oranges! (Gawker)

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