IS THAT ROYAL BABY HERE YET? While we wait:

Intern George may be dating Eva Longoria. Which I actually kind of like. At least she’s closer to his level of stardom and wealth — one of the things about George dating, you know, 28 year old cocktails waitresses that was creepy was how off the power differential clearly was. Eva doesn’t seem like she’d take any crap. (Lainey)

– Speaking of Hollywood couples, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult are back together, which I also am cool with — to, I am sure, their VAST RELIEF. (Celebitchy)

– I love baseball, and I love this article about by-hand scorekeeping.  It’s really interesting. (The Atlantic)

– I’m sure you’ll enjoy The History of Paper Dolls. (Collectors Weekly, via Girls of a Certain Age)

– Not to mention a recounting of all the meals in Farmer Boy, the Laura Ingalls Wilder book most likely to make you want a snack. (The Hairpin)

– Speaking of the ROYAL BABY, this footage of the Queen telling school children that she hopes the baby comes before she goes on vacation is surprisingly adorable. (Daily Mail)

– Let’s look at Kate Middleton’s most favorite hats while we wait. (Celebuzz)

– There is a BIG JUICY CHEATING SCANDAL IN RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS. (New York Times)

– Also, apparently Channing Tatum was once Zoolander. (Cosmo)

– Here are some awesome illustrations of iconic shoes. You love shoes! (Flavorwire)

– Paypal accidentally gave a dude a quadrillion bucks. Temporarily. But he was going to pay down the national debt! (Time)

– Finally, I may have saved the best for that: Benedict Cumberbatch uses a stuffed monkey to discuss Sherlock for the crowds at ComicCon. (Pajiba)

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