I know I just said I wasn’t going to speculate (too much) on the possible occupants of Kate Middleton’s uterus yet, and I’m not going to do it for Penelope Cruz either, except to note that nothing is fitting her correctly in the torso and I find it INTERESTING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Okay, I am totally speculating. They denied pregnancy rumors in July, but I’m about to start a new one.
Regardless: P CRUZ, you are about to FLASH US in that pink dress. BE CAREFUL. Also: YOU ARE SO PRETTY.