“MAN, I LOOK CHILL, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN THE WAYS THAT MY LIFE IS A DAMN CRAZY TRAIN. PHOTOGRAPHERS AND PEOPLE JUST CAN’T REFRAIN FROM OBSESSING OVER ME AND MY MAIN, MY ART IS SO DOPE THAT INSPIRATION NEVER WANES AND SOMETIMES I THINK IT’LL EXPLODE FROM MY VEINS, ‘CAUSE THE RAIN IN SPAIN DOES NOT STAY MAINLY IN THESE PLAINS, AND BEING YEEZUS THE SAVIOR CAN BE A TOTAL DRAIN AND SOMETIMES DAMMIT I JUST WANT A COAT LIKE ICHABOD CRANE’S. WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET A REVOLUTIONARY WAR-ERA PROP COAT. I’M SERIOUS. DO I NEED TO WRITE HIM SOME RHYMES? BECAUSE THIS BLAZER IS NOT HAPPENING. IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SHIRT AND DOES NOT COMPLEMENT MY LEATHER MEGGINGS AND IT HURTS ME RIGHT IN MY GENIUS BAR.

[PHOTOS: FAME/FLYNET, AKM-GSI]