I hope they use this as their engagement photo someday.
I am not loving Ashley’s brown shoes, but the second look is rather cute.
Not too fussed about most of it either way, Robsten looks grungy, but that’s kind of their thing. The other guys look fairly good – SO much better without the talcum powder vampire faces! It is Comic Con, so faded cartoon t-shirts are to be expected. I agree totally about Elisabeth Reaser’s dress.
I think Kristen gets around sloppy Rob and her desire to shower goes out the window. Or they are spending all their time in bed and only get up to get ready 15 mins before they need to leave and this is as good as they can manage. It kills me because shes been looking so good lately.
Did you see her layout in Vanity Fair this month? She rocks the high-editorial gowns in some great poses. Having said that, she and RobPat remind me of Johnny Depp and Kate Moss back in the 80′s – grungy and grubby – the kind of look that makes me thankful my computer doesn’t have any type of virtual-smell device that corresponds to what I’m seeing.
When did Sir Lutz turn into an oompa loompa?
All I have to say is “Lather, Rinse, Repeat”. Please, for the love of puppies?
Kellan needs to lay off the spray tan.
Kellan also needs to lay off whatever neck building exercises he’s doing: he’s getting tiny head syndrome. Plus, his teeth are the whitest I’ve ever seen and his brow job is too much for a dude. Those tiny, cutely arched little things belong on a wee starlet.
The brush your hair comment is ridiculous. It’s tousled. Lets stop acting like it wasn’t a choice. Also the fact that women who are so old they are referencing 90210 don’t like her clothes pretty much says she’s doing something right. It’s like pissing off her mom.
Ashley looks ridiculous. It’s comic con. It’s not tea with the queen. I understand she doesn’t get invited to as many A list things as Kristen or Rob and this might be the height of her week but she looks really silly. But high five for still trying to make the Ashley Greene thing happen. I love your support of the D list.
It’s not my fault if Ashley Greene looks good. Trust me, it’s more fun when she doesn’t.
Zoe, you are great. You should write your own column, I’d read it. Sharp as a razor!
There’s tousled, and then there’s sloppy. Her hair looks like a sloppy mess. As someone who IS her age, I can safely say that I think she also looks ridiculous. A crop top and a mini? What are you, a 12 year old lady of the night? It would have been better with a longer, fitted tee, and some chucks. And an effing hairbrush, stat.
YOU’RE RIGHT. AT 36 I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD.
In other words: go to your room, you’re grounded.
Oh Jess. That’s fantastic. I just laughed so hard.
“GOD, MOM, LIKE, GET OUT OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!”* – Teenage America
*But please totally, like, still buy me a car and stuff, OK? Kisses!
Thank you for the best laugh I’ve had all day. Perfect.
As someone who also grew up in the 90210 era I’m going to do the math here for you you since you may be too young to add without using your finger calculator – for any of us “old people” to have a child as old as your hero Kristen, we would have to have given birth at 13. And now the rest of us will wait for you to grow up and grasp the fact that we’re ALL entitled to have an opinion.
And now back to regular programming…..
On behalf of all the elderly 30-somethings in Fug Nation, I thank you.
WHERE IS THE GFY ABACUS, DEAR? – Fug Nation 40-N-Fab Club
I LEFT THEM BY YOUR ROCKING CHAIR, ML. HAS ANYONE FOUND MY TEETH?
My, how Sid & Nancy of them.
yes, they look drugged; droopy eye lids, messy, unkempt hair, grungy clothes. Blah. Plus, stand up straight.
It’s Comic Con – at least they’re not storm troopers.
That is the perfect engagement photo.
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, i just don’t know. Better, yes, but something is off. In the last picture, for me, it’s her hair and shoes. In the other one, definitely the length of the dress and the shoes.
I was all set to defend Kristen but then you showed us the shirt was cropped. (Which I initially typo-ed as “crapped.” Freudian slip?) ARGH! A plain white T tucked into a yellow skirt would have been fine, but this? This I cannot defend.
Also, Jackson looks as great in that second pic as I have EVER seen him. And I kind of don’t mind the suit-jumper thingie Reaser is wearing in her second pic, either.
Seriously, I try to find the positive in K. Stew most of the time, but this time – I just can’t… Rob is a slob, we’ve always known that. But Jackson is cute – especially in the second pick, without the ugly leather jacket.
I LOVE Ashley Green’s outfits. I’ll take both, please. It’s a bit dressy, but I think it works – it’s a nice, refreshing break from the “jeans and T-shirts with random pop culture references” you see on everyone else.
I just…I can’t even with K-Stew. She’s at a convention where fans camped out the night before to see her, and she just comes across as so bratty during these things. As much as it pains me to say this, I feel sorry for the Twihards.
I know this is an absolutely weird comment, but is that Kellan Lutz’s real face? It looks…odd.
That’s exactly what I thought. I took one look at it and just got super confused. Did he… get a transplant? A lift? Botox? Who knows, but his face looks weird.
Bless you Megan. I keep wondering why no one talks about his face being pulled so tight. He’s like 20 or something; there’s no reason to begin treading in Burt Reynoldsland.
“Also the fact that women who are so old they are referencing 90210 don’t like her clothes pretty much says she’s doing something right.”
I’d say something about the fact that 90210 is all over DVD and has been in reruns forever (so anyone of any generation could reference the show) but since I fall into the category of being one of these apparent horrid “old” shrews who dared to outlive my 20s, I guess I should leave the responsorials to Heather and Jessica. If they can put down the Diet Ensure long enough to type with their withered old hands, that is.
WHAT IS TYPING? I THOUGHT I WAS SHOUTING INTO THE DICTAPHONE.
Heather, you are hilarious. I love you guys.
Heather dearie, I’ve put one of those MD Hammerhead phonograph discs you like so much onto the Victrola. Please join me in the parlor when you find your spectacles.
I actually find it hilarious when RPattz shows up to stuff looking like he just rolled out of bed.
I don’t mind K Stew’s look but for the shoes. Too bieber is right. Kellan looks almost frightening. Finally, I clicked on the link for Ashley Green’s “before” look, and while the outfit was dumb, SHE looked a lot prettier. Too skinny now.
Me too- she has lost a lot of weight from her face- its a totally different shape. Worrying.
I think K Stew and Rob look dirty and unkempt but it’s kind of their thing, so whatever. Ashley looks too polished but pretty, but like you looking at the before look, I thought she looked so much prettier and happier with weight on. She looks sad and drawn now and no amount of good styling can change that…
The Lutz looks like he is trying to beat his derp face by exposing chest and oranging himself. He is so grody.
One of my traditional Friday time wasters is The Smoking Gun mug shots. Looking at the first six or seven photos, I thought I had clicked TSG by mistake. Those are mug shots. They can’t have voluntarily posed in those clothes, with those expressions. Ashley is not at the same event, apparently.
I’ll grant them comfort, and it is a casual convention, but come on kids, this is your JOB. Act accordingly, and show a little interest and respect for your legions of fans. Why they’re your fans is beyond this old grandma, but still!
R-Pat is just GROSS.
Whoa, that 2nd photo of Jackson Rathbone is the first time he’s actually looked normal and attractive (it helps he’s not making a goofy face). Well-played, sir!
Thank yow for the Donna Martin reference for Stewart. She can do better grunge casual, such as she did in Cannes.
I kind of like Kristin’s outfit, though I agree on the sneaks. I shouldn’t be thinking “less tongue” about shoes.
RPatz gives me the heebie jeebies. I truly do not understand what some folks see in him.
+1 don’t get it at all!
I work at one of the hotels hosting Comic Con and saw K Stew’s outfit up close. That skirt wasn’t so much yellow as it was neon green. Looked better in person than it photographed, in my opinion. What really bugged about her was she couldn’t stop fidgeting during interviews. I wanted to shout “Stop moving!” at her.
KStew has a rockin’ bod and she can get away with wearing mini-skirts and cropped tops (much like I did when I was her age in the mid 90s.)
But the hair I just can’t get past. It looks greasy in every picture these days. Enough with the hair product already! Or… if it’s greasy BECAUSE she’s not using shampoo… then buy some Pantene already! It’s not a good look, even when you’re trying so hard to be edgy.
I’d like Kristen’s outfit more if she ditched those biscuits and wore cute sandals or summery pumps instead. It’s laid back and fun, she looks comfortable in it and she also has a nice little body on her.
Ashley Greene has such a pretty face. I wish she had slightly better style. This is a step up, but still a miss (although I do LOVE the second dress, just not the shoes.)
Ashley is way too dressed up for Comic Con – she could wear a cute dress that isn’t quite so “tea with the Queen”. BUT … I love both of them and would kill to have the second one.
I love KStew – but, yeah, wash your damn hair and comb it. I’m all for rockin’ the bedhead, but dirty hair is not edgy, it’s just gross. And RPattz just looks diseased.
I love Kristen’s outfit. The skirt is so cute and I love the color, and the top makes her chest look amazing without showing any cleavage. She looks HOT! (I am not a twi-hard either, just love it when people get fun with their fashion.)
Kellan Lutz’s teeth give me Ross Geller flashbacks.
And yes, I’ve officially dated myself with that reference.
Just for that, Mara, you must go put on your Mom Jeans now.
I hope Rob and Kristen put that photo on their wedding invitations.
The ONLY person that looks good here is Ashley Greene. The first dress would be better with a few inches lopped off the length, I adore the second dress. Kristen and Rob look dirty and unattractive. I don’t know who all the other blonde bearded guys are but they appear to be wearing too much makeup/fake tan.
Love the 1st picture because it’s FUNNY! LOVE the last picture because Ashley’s outfit is AWESOME! She looks FABULOUS in the last two pics… Good for her! Well Played, Miss Green!
Now, as part of the group of ancient relics who are in our 30s, I’m glad there’s a blog like this one where I can reminisce about the past with other old and decrepit people like Heather & Jessica! God, the 90s were sooooo long ago… How can we even remember what happened back then? It’s nothing short of a miracle!
Man, I guess I’d better hurry up and apologize to everyone in Fug Nation for having the temerity to be 40, then. If I reference Leif Garrett, just hand me my cane, will you?
Your walker is right next to mine, in case you need it, ML!
Ashley looks like royalty; everyone else looks like street urchins with not quite enough access to shower facilities.
With the day-glo skirt, you might as well skip over Donna Martin and reach back into the eighties for your pop culture reference, according to this here old-enough-to-be-a-grandma-but-had-my-kids-way-late-mother-of-two. Just think, if she’d gone for a big white T over her tight little neon skirt, she could be an extra in a Wham! video. “Wake Me up Before You Go-Go,” indeed.
And even flipflops would have been better than those revolting things, which, if they’d been white, would also have harkened back to the eighties.
If referencing Old People TeeVee is what we’re doing here, then I’ll go with this:
Could RPatz BE any higher?
I like Kirsten’s outfit, down to the shoes. It’s cute and age appropriate, especially for comic-con, where it’s all geeky.
Rob needs to shave, and I need to get these kids off my lawn.
Also, I’m so tired of the spray tan look. Can we move to a time when this is not a thing, already? Please? Where we look back and groan, like we did with culottes in the late 70s? Please.
PS–Kellan? Steroids? Because that’s what I’m seeing.
My husband was in the photo pit for the Twilight panel, and he commented that K-Stew looks and acts as if “she was just plucked out of a dumpster.” Exagerration or not, it gives me the giggles.
And yeah, what is up with Kellan Lutz’s teeth? They are WHITE.
I love Kellan and his breasts.
i hate Reaser’s shoes. it looks like her poor abused toes are trying to escape out the sides.
ashley green looks like she was attending a completely different event. does she want to dissociate herself as far as possible from the unwashed Robsten? i think the white dress would look younger if it was above the knee. it looks a bit old that length.
i can’t make an unbiased comment about Kstew because i hate her acting and her potty mouth. and her face. and her penchant for mini-skirts that i think do nothing for her.
like the one she wore here. i have absolutely no problem with a dressed-down, edgy, slightly funky, off-beat look. i realise that’s probably what she was going for. at least i think she was. and in my opinion, she still didn’t get it right.
change the shirt, change the colour of the skirt, swap the high tops or whatever they are for chunky ankle boots or converse. maybe throw on a denim or leather vest over the shirt. or a scarf.
Kellan always looks like a pirate to me lately. Not a real pirate… more like an Olde Hollywood swashbuckling villain.
They look stoned.