Fugs and Fabs: the TopMan TopShop TopOpening


We’re ALL excited that we have a TopShop in Los Angeles now. Even the people who came out to celebrate it looking INSANE.

[Photos: Getty]

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  1. vodka gimlet
    +14

    That’s a load of fug there. Shhhh…I also thought Nicole S looked pretty fab despite wearing a sheet. Your Jane Seymour comment made me spit coffee all over my keyboard. Awesome. I hate her stupid open heart commercials and her jewelry is ugly. JMHO.

  2. Sabina Hahn
    +9

    I really would like it if Rose McGowan went back to being brunette. What is she doing to herself!

    • LoriK
      +9

      Seriously. I have no idea who is telling her that she should be a blonde, but whoever it is ought to be fired.

    • ericajeanine
      +1

      I agree, especially at first, quick, glance, I thought she was Leann Rimes.

  3. Miriam
    +4

    That’s a lotta tasteless to absorb before it’s even noon.

  4. maryse
    +2

    i hope that estella warren is just making a face and the photographers got a bad shot of her.

  5. Mongerel
    +9

    Kelly Osbourne’s makeup – WOW. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look so strikingly beautiful.

    • julyol1972
      +4

      ITA!!! And her hair is FIERCE! I know I’m in the minority with this, but I’ve always loved this hair color on Kelly – and with the pop of green so close to her face, it just makes the hair color seem more beautiful to me.

      • Kristin
        0

        I think the longer, side-swept hair is really flattering on her – it balances her strong jawline.

  6. Lynne
    +1

    Solange looks fierce. Of course.

    I really like Michelle Trachtenberg’s dress. Not completely sold on the styling but it’s cute on her.

  7. Wendy
    +8

    Is there a bump watch on Paris Hilton? Can I call it? That looks like a bump rather than sandwiches to me…

    • Regina
      +5

      Right?!? I thought the same thing. And then thought, Nooooo she shouldnt procreate!

      • Art Eclectic
        +7

        Does anyone honestly thing that if Paris Hilton had anything that would her media attention she’d by coy about it?

        If she were pregnant there would be a full PR team on 24 hour cycles within 10 minutes of the pregnancy strip changing color.

        • Chris P
          +1

          There probably is. It’s just that nobody cares because dude, it’s Paris Hilton and she’s SO 2000-and-late.

    • Danielle
      +3

      I read the comments specifically to see if anyone else noticed a bump on Paris. Her relevance is waning and she’s been engaged too many times for anyone to care about that, so naturally a pregnancy is the next step for attention.

    • SugarMagnolia
      +1

      I totally thought it was a bump too. She has historically been VERY skinny, even in fug, unflattering clothes. I would not be surprised at all if this was worn intentionally to get people speculating.

  8. Gine
    +2

    Man, that’s a lot of people. They were either promised free clothes, or all the celebs who have no chance of ever getting nominated for anything get really antsy during award season.

  9. lila s.
    +8

    Why aren’t these things available for sale on TopShop.com yet? I want to wear Jane Seymour’s dress to my wedding (as long as she doesn’t come and be more than twice as old as I am and look better in it than I do. Note to self: don’t invite Jane Seymour to my wedding.)

  10. SW
    +1

    Christina Milian’s purse is the same one i got free in the mail a couple years ago from People Magazine just by sending in my address on a receipe card!

  11. jenelope
    +5

    Solange was the best dressed person at that event. I sort of love saying that.

  12. Sarah
    +2

    J lo looks great. Paris Hilton, really? Is she trying to bring back black sheer nylons? No!!

  13. meggiemoo
    +5

    I had no idea they sold maternity leather pants.

  14. MollySC
    +1

    Is it just me, or does the bleached hair on Rose MG make her look like a mannequin?

  15. jen
    +2

    I need those pajama pants Esthelle is wearing in my life and I too will wear them as real pants.

    • Janie
      +1

      Estelle totally looks comfortable and like she could eat sandwiches in those things. I wish I looked half as good in my pajama pants. Think of all the time it could save me not to have to change clothes…

  16. SKS
    +1

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead was really cute in “Sky High” (such a guilty pleasure) (and I’m FULL of guilty pleasures) so I appreciate her regardless of Scott Pilgrim…..

    And yes, Solange over the rest. But why was there only one male celeb there? Is there no love for Topman??

    • Hannah
      +2

      She was also fantastic in Smashed! Not exactly cheerful viewing, but you can’t take your eyes off her.

    • keekey
      +1

      I love Sky High! I’ve used my kids as an excuse to watch that movie an embarrassing number of times.

  17. Sue
    0

    I saw Kelly in Chicago this summer and she is tiny and very cute and normal looking and acting.
    Paris must have been thrilled to be invited somewhere!

  18. Donna
    +10

    I don’t get TopShop at all. When it opened her in NYC a few years back, everyone was carrying on so much about it, I thought it must be brilliant. But, it’s just like H&M and all those other chain stores: cheap crap made in China that is really fashion-victimy and flattering to no-one, and falls apart after a few washes.

  19. Donna
    +2

    I don’t get TopShop at all. When it opened here in NYC a few years back, everyone was carrying on so much about it, I thought it must be brilliant. But, it’s just like H&M and all those other chain stores: cheap crap made in China that is really fashion-victimy and flattering to no-one, and falls apart after a few washes.

  20. Donna
    0

    I don’t get TopShop at all. When it opened here in NYC a few years back, everyone was carrying on so much about it, I thought it must be brilliant. But, it’s just like H&M and all those other chain stores: cheap crap made in China that is really fashion-victimy and flattering to no-one, and falls apart after a few washes.

    • Donna
      +3

      Agh, for some reason this submitted three times, oops!

    • Bambi Anne Dear
      +2

      I had the same thoughts when I visited the new one here in Sydney. Others raved and I just thought it was a bunch of grey looking cheap junk. Similar to Zara.

      I also think that Solange looks dreadful, apart from her hair. Those shoes are the worst.

  21. Sarah
    +1

    Solange gives great face

  22. Ruth
    0

    I love Solange’s shoes.

  23. tigers4us
    +2

    Solange looked fantastic, and THOSE SHOES! Love them! I don’t know who some of the Brits are, but really, who invited Paris, Kim and Kim’s mom? And was there enough red carpet for 3 of the world’s biggest attention hos?

  24. tigers4us
    +1

    BTW, J Hough’s dress was fuglier than Paris Hilton’s. What was she thinking?

  25. Stefanie
    +2

    People are all over the map with this one. Some wearing formal, some in PJ pants, Kardashian in bird. Weird.

  26. Art Eclectic
    +2

    The Kim Kardashian pregnancy really is going to deliver, isn’t it? (in oh-so-many-ways!)

  27. AM
    +3

    What is the weather like outside? What season is it? Is this a formal or casual event? It’s really hard to tell from these pictures. There are long sleeves and coats, bare legs and arms, resort wear and long gowns. Most confusing.

  28. Vandalfan
    0

    What an eclectic grouping. #16 is a dang cheerleader, that’s her pom-pom clamped under her arm.

  29. anonymous
    0

    Is Estelle wearing a turban?

  30. MG
    0

    Hola, Jennifer! So nice to see you, mija.

  31. ceecee
    +5

    Paris Hilton looks like the widow of a rich 85-year-old on her way to the reading of the will.

    • Clarence Beeks
      0

      She looks more and more like her mother every year. And at age 32, you should not look so much like your 50 something year old mother.

  32. becca
    +1

    jane seymour looks like she has a foot coming out of her side. but yowza, it’s her birthday today and she’s 62. she looks younger than paris hilton.

  33. ringthing
    +3

    J Lo? J NO.

  34. Emily Clarke
    0

    I have fallen in love with Solange.
    But, HOLY HELL ROSE MCGOWEN’S FACE DID NOT USED TO LOOK LIKE THAT!

  35. Fouxdefafa
    +1

    What the hell is ex-TOWIE tragic Lauren Pope doing at this Hollywood event? Paris Hilton and Rose McGowan look like cougars on the prowl at the local RSL in a small Australian town.

  36. Sajorina
    +2

    I love “Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”, so I think that Mary Elizabeth Winstead rocks! And she looks GORGEOUS here! Love it! By the way, I think Lucy Punch was the best thing on “Ben & Kate” and I miss her!

  37. Esme
    0

    Kelly Osborne: Ha HA HA HA! She looks ridonk! Please go away, non-celebrity.

  38. Esme
    0

    Why is JLo dressed like a BUILDING?

  39. M (@crumbsncashmere)
    0

    Wow, 24 images and no one looks properly dressed. Is Mercury in retrograde?