Fugs and Fabs: The Oceana Ball


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I always read “Oceana” as “Oceanic” and think of LOST. Do not get on that plane, you guys.

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  1. ok
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    OMFG, Chris Hemsworth!

    ::fans herself::

    • Lizzy
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      THOR!

      • Morris
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        Maybe Thor’s hands are too meaty to do up buttons. Coz that’s a lot of man-cleavage showing (not complaining!). Also Mrs Thor’s shoes are fugs.

        • sarrible
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          Yeah, I am not normally a fan of the man with a shirt open to his sternum, but The Hems up there can get it.

  2. Helen
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    Jennifer Tilly WHAT. I love her – I think she’s one of those very talented but perennially under-recognized actresses who ought to have a much more splashy career than she does – but I cannot, um, support this… dress, are we calling it?

    Love the Naeem Khan Pataky is wearing, but I don’t think it works on Pataky.

    Sami Gayle, whoever she is, looks adorable, but very daytime. The rest are dressed for evening so I’m thinking it’s an evening event.

    Kate Walsh NO. Just no.

  3. Stefanie
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    Im pretty sure Kate’s shirt was on an ep of the Golden Girls. Rose wore it with a long skirt and I can see it in my head but I cant think of the episode.

  4. Mikki
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    The only way I would support KW back on GA is if they get rid of a few other characters first – way too large a cast on there already! But I digress from the fashion…she does look bad here.

    Sami looks adorable, way different from her character on Blue Bloods, but Jennifer…wow, that does not fit properly!

  5. Art Eclectic
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    Jennifer Tilly – as styled by Helena Bonham-Carter.

    • Sandra
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      With an assist from Christina Hendricks.

      • Helen
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        This really is so exactly what those two together would put on her, I am choosing to think that’s what happened. And I would love to have been present for it.

        • Rayna
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          This ^ ( all 3 of y’all) is what I thought – along with “who hates the lovely Jennifer Tilly to do something THAT hyenous to her girls?”

          • Jessica
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            She was posing with Cameron Silver of Decades, so I fear it’s a tremendously expensive and valuable vintage piece. That does not quite work on her, sadly.

            • Krusticle
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              Man, I miss Jennifer Tilly, she really needs to get out more. She’d be a shoe-in for Fug Madness 2014!

            • MG
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              Nope, it’s like authentic Gay 90s for the Golden Horseshoe Revue. Not good.

        • GC
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          The three of them in the same room does sound like a fun event.

  6. Jeanie
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    Oooooh a Hemsworth Holiday!

  7. Sallie T
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    HBC + Hendricks + Tilley = the Alan Ball-scripted-David Fincher-produced Showtime series that America– nay the WORLD, the GALAXY!— needs. I have no idea what it will be about and I don’t think it matters.

  8. Anj
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    Sami Gayle would be the perfect Tinkerbell.

  9. ceecee
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    Photo #1: Save the ta-tas- from this dress.

  10. glee
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    I miss the sisters Tilly. Also, I hate that visible implant ridge on Elsa Pataky. You want the under the muscle implants – not the bolted to the chest looking ones. Please get a second opinion – if only for the sake of your HOT HOT HOT husband.

    HOT.

    • Helen
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      And that’s just one reason the dress doesn’t work for her. It’s also just designed for a different type entirely.

      Pity, because the dress itself is beautiful, and she’s very cute, but the two just don’t go together.

      • Guerra
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        She just had a baby so maybe they are full of milk?

        • Helen
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          I don’t know, but, you’ve gotta dress the body you have… these lines are all wrong on her.

  11. Rebecca H
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    I kid you not, before I scrolled down, all I saw was “Fugs and Fabs: The Oceanic Ball” …. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

  12. BrownEyedBetty
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    I think we have a new definition of side-boob here: OOba-JaHOOba !!

  13. Daenerys
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    I like the top on Kate Walsh. Pair it with a pair of skinny black cigarette pants and we are in business.

  14. spygrl1
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    At least Jennifer Tilly’s *face* looks really gorgeous

  15. Carol
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    Jennifer Tilly is creeping me out big time.

  16. Vandalfan
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    I hope every high school senior gal crossing the graduation stage this May gets to wear (underneath their cap and gown) something like that pretty little party frock Sami is wearing.

  17. Caroleena Stantonova
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    The dress that is wearing Jennifer Tilly causes her to look ~3′ short.

  18. Miriam
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    Elsa’s boobs are freaking me out more than Jennifer’s and that is saying something.

  19. CC
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    Oh, Jennifer Tilly. Those seams must be holding on for dear life!

    When I was a kid, I took a picture of my older cousin at a pool. It was her first summer with a chest and she was a little uneasy about her new girls, so she “hid” her top under the water and just had her head out of the water for the photo. But because of the angle I was shooting from and the refraction of the water, it made her boobs look like they were kind of floating up around her chin and about twice as big as they were on dry land. We had to assure her endlessly that no, she did not really look like that photo. I cannot look at Jennifer Tilly without thinking of that picture of my cousin. Except Jennifer Tilly is not underwater.

  20. Scanderoon
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    If the Hemsworth baby gets even half of its parents looks-DNA, that is gonna be one good-looking child.

  21. Bambi Anne Dear
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    Was this an actual ball or just a cocktail party they decided to call a ball? Because no one except Meg Tilly and her extraordinary underarm breasts is dressed for a ball. I do like what Kate Walsh is wearing but it’s more suited to an opening night at the theatre.

  22. Sajorina
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    I just love Jennifer Tilly!

  23. Emma
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    A Chuck reference AND a LOST reference? So many emotions! I miss all those guys. I miss the Island. I miss chilling in the Swan station with a few records, hanging out in Castle underneath the Buymore, eating foot-long Subs…