Fugs and Fabs: The Now You See Me Premiere


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Do you think the people promoting movies that are not currently at Cannes feel all resentful and annoyed that they’re not currently sitting on a balcony in the south of France right now, drinking an Aperol Spritz? On the other hand, there’s a crime spree afoot in Cannes right now, and surely it’s better to be promoting a caper movie in New York than LIVING ONE in France.

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  1. valueofaloonie
    +14

    I love Mark Ruffalo, amusing gingham shirt and all. I mean, how can you not like a man who pulls off a jaunty bowtie?

    • Carol
      +7

      Who is Sunrise Coigney and what the heck is she wearing?

      • Annie E
        +1

        She’s Ruffalo’s wife.

        • Lola
          +10

          I know she’s not the celebrity in the photo, but no comment on her home ec tablecloth “dress”?

          • Lisa
            +1

            My thoughts exactly. Seriously, that is not even a dress. I think Lola was correct with the tablecloth reference.

      • christine christine
        +2

        She’s his wife. And I really don’t know the answer to the second question!

  2. Carrie
    +25

    Wait, are pedal pushers and capri pants a new thing guys are doing on red carpets now. STOP DOING THAT, GUYS.

  3. Jen
    +26

    No man should show leg hair on the red carpet. I didn’t realize that was a rule that had to be spoken.

    I did not know that about Morgan Freeman’s hand! That sucks. They should make jauntier compression gloves. It would look nice in black.

    • Sandra
      +15

      I move to amend that rule with the Alan Cumming Exception, because, well, he’s Alan Cumming, after all. BUT THE REST OF YOU GUYS STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!

    •  Helen
      +2

      They are totes available in black. I don’t know why he isn’t jazzing it up a little, but hey, Morgan Freeman – looking good as always!

  4. Erin
    +2

    No, I didn’t know that about Morgan Freeman’s hand (I remember hearing about that accidnet and the SCANDAL it caused because he was meeting with mistress at the time). GFY — “The More You Know.”

    Also, manpris — no, don’t let these things happen men of Hollywood. Stay strong.

  5. Big Noise
    +5

    Agree on Zosia’s shoes — she wore them recently for another event, and they were ugly then. Would it kill her to smile occasionally and just LOOK as if she’s having fun? And is it just me, or does Nora look like a young Susan Sarandon?

    • Lola
      +14

      And must her hair be so bedraggled?

      •  theotherjennifer
        +8

        +1 – is a hairbrush absolutely out of the question with her? My nana is rolling over in her grave….

        • Anita
          +16

          To paraphrase the wonderful Dmitry from season…whatever it was, of Project Runway: “Zosia is walking depression.” I think any space containing her and Kristen Stewart together would spontaneously form an actual black cloud to hover over it.

  6. filmcricket
    +26

    Isla looks lovely, if a bit overdressed compared to everyone else.

    This photoset is a great example of the Red Carpet Double Standard: the women are all either in gowns or chic cocktail dresses, while many of the guys barely look presentable enough to take their grandmas out for dinner. Put the effort in, boys. It won’t kill you.

    • tigers4us
      +1

      This is already a trend.

      • Edith
        +2

        Had the same thoughts – but even WITH the double standard, Isla’s overdressed. Can’t blame her, as that dress is amazing, but maybe she could have saved it. She looks like she’s trying too hard.

    •  Helen
      +4

      Agreed, gorgeous dress, and terrific on her, but it looks Academy Awards-ready, not so much NY premiere.

  7. Stefanie
    +3

    MORGAN’S HAND WHAT?

    • tigers4us
      +3

      He was in a car accident a few years ago. This was kept very low-key because his passenger was not his wife. It so happened that the passenger was his step-granddaughter ( his wife’s granddaughter). I guess Morgan’s handlers thought that this would be best kept quiet.

  8. mary lou bethune
    +1

    Thank you for the Jesses ! They are really cute. Mark, also- really really cute.

  9. Mara
    +4

    WHAT is Sunrise Coigney WEARING?

    Or, alternatively, BURLAP SACK WHAT.

    •  Sarah
      +10

      I believe she is wearing exactly what you would expect someone named “Sunrise” to be wearing.

  10. martinipie
    +5

    Zosia needs to figure out some neater hair and better makeup. She is SO CLOSE.

    • Edith
      +3

      Sharp edged bob. She would look 1 million times more polished, and it wouldn’t take much more effort.

  11. ceecee
    +10

    Someone please make a dozen copies of Melanie’s maternity dress and ship them to Kim K. This is how to look both stylish and comfortable while pregnant.

  12. Kat
    +3

    Some of these ‘outfits’ ask for a fug madness male edition. Nora Zehetner and Isla Fisher look great.

    • MaryinLA
      +3

      Yes! Fug Madness Male Edition would be equally fun… Maybe not as many rounds.

  13. maryse
    +9

    instead of beating yourself with charlotte ross’s shoes, i would like to take those shoes and beat any and all grown women who intentionally pose pigeon-toed because they think it looks charming. I HAD TO WEAR HEAVY UGLY ORTHOPEDIC SHOES AS A KID BECAUSE I STOOD PIGEON TOED!

    •  Helen
      +5

      Aw, sweetie.

      *hug*

      • Sajorina
        +2

        maryse, I had to wear those as well when I was very young, but not for very long! The problem was corrected before I started school, but I liked going to the doctor’s office because he always gave me a lollipop!

  14. Christy
    +1

    I have the biggest ladyb0ne for Melanie Laurent. I had no idea that she was expecting.
    She is so beautiful. Le sigh.

  15. nicole
    +1

    Something seems off about Charlotte “Eve, the Hooker with a Heart of Gold” Ross. Her face does not appear as it used to – not bad, but sort of wonky? I haven’t seen her in anything for a while, so did I miss a nip or tuck?

    •  LT1
      +2

      I did not recognize her at all and if you go to the full image and look at her face I’m afraid you can kind of see why.

      •  Helen
        +2

        Regrettably, yes. I want to say WHAT HAPPENED TO SIPOWICZ’ BEAUTIFUL CONNIE – but I can see what happened to Sipowicz’ beautiful Connie.

        It makes me sad. I want a martini now.

    •  Lucasta
      +3

      I was JUST THINKING about Charlotte Ross the other day (because How Do You Talk to an Angel came on the radio and I had to explain The Heights to my husband, who was apparently in a coma during the early 90s). But I would not have recognized her either. Oh, honey.

  16. Mel
    +1

    Does Zosia have cutouts on the side of her pants, just above her ankle? Why???

  17. BrownEyedBetty
    +1

    Isla Fisher is doing everything right here. Head to Toe Perfection. Wow.

    Sunrise Coigney…might be best if you stay home next time, hon. Sorry but this just isn’t acceptable…even if your date is a BarberShop Quartet Baritone.

  18. Mary Urech Stallings
    +2

    Don’t know about the movie, but love Isla’s dress.

  19. Guerra
    +3

    Nico looks like a douche and the other guy with sneakers on.. Really!! Come on, put some more effort.

  20. Sajorina
    +2

    I think that’s the best Isla has ever looked… LOVE IT! Plus, Mark Ruffalo = YUM!

  21. esther p.
    +2

    i don’t think Nico meant for a guffaw of laughter to be the reaction to his Huck Finn outfit, which is exactly what i did, loudly.

  22. Sweetsinger
    0

    Does Zosia have a genetic condition wherein she lacks smiling muscles? That girl NEVER SMILES. Sad.