Fugs and Fabs: The Miu Miu Front Row


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Some of the these women look nuts. But others? Zoe Saldana, why are you so perfect?

[Photos: Getty]

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  1. Katty McNiley Ripley
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    I think it is Sienna Miller in the orange coat/white pants look and not January…. but I’m not sure.

    Loving Rebecca Hall new hair, but those shoes and that bag need a different dress.
    Zoe looks great but why the sad face girl?

    • Kristen
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      I agree… There is no way JJ could get her hair that big that fast. They both look cute.

    • Linda
      +7

      I’ve noticed that Zoe has looked po’d a lot lately. At the Independent Spirit Awards, then at the Oscars, she’d come out on stage looking like she wanted to kill someone. (Probably Bradley Cooper sitting in the front row with JLaw didn’t help).

      January Jones and Christina Hendricks need a fashion intervention. Maybe Kiernan Shipka could give them some advice. At 12 or 13 she has better fashion sense than the two of them combined.

    • Esme
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      Are you talking about Elena Perminova? Because that’s Elena Perminova, not January, and not Sienna.

  2. Corriner
    +2

    I definitely don’t think that is January Jones. January went full Draper.

  3. Helen
    +2

    I think it’s Meredith Monroe.

  4. GFY Heather
    +1

    It is not January Jones, you’re right — but it’s not Meredith Monroe either. I’ll fix. It’s a woman called Elena Perminova.

  5. Heather
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    Okay! All fixed! Subtract any credits given to January for the coat and PROCEED.

  6. Kristin
    +4

    But where might a mere portal procure Saldana’s coat? I neeeeeeeeed.

  7. Jules
    +3

    I’m not sure whose hair is worse – Renee’s or January’s, and that’s saying something because Renee’s hair is always beyond awful.

  8. PB
    +2

    Is this the January Jones version of method acting?

  9. anna s.
    +11

    Lipstick, Zellweger. Why is it so difficult to wear lipstick? If you’re feeling particularly ambitious, lipstick AND blush! It’s not tough to add some colour to your complexion. I’m a very pale person too, like you can see my veins all over my body because my skin is so pale that I’m very literally translucent. I understand how tough it is to be pale. But if you’re going to be in front of cameras regularly, make an effort, woman! The other pale people of the world despair of you.

  10. What what
    +5

    January obviously felt that it was a good day for the large Bumpit.

  11. Hima
    +3

    There are several reasons why Renee looks SO much better in that sunglasses pic: 1) Yes, everyone looks hotter in sunglasses, 2) She appears to be slightly smiley in the sunglasses pic, and 3) She looks like a scared, frozen, zombie person in the first pic. What is with her eyes? And her face? And her stance? Just weird all around.

    • Helen
      +3

      Over-Botoxed, maybe? But she does look a little more Zellweger-ish to me here than she did at the Academy Awards, so if that’s it, it could be wearing off. One hopes!

      Dreary dress, but the sunglasses give it a much-needed style spike.

      • Ms Poopy Von Pants
        +4

        I just like that Renee has her eyes open for once. (minus that constant squinting/lemon pucker)

        • ok
          +4

          Indeed Ms. Poopy Von Pants, Renee looks about 1000% more put together here than at the Oscars, which is quite incredible, and it seems related to the fact her eyes are open.

          Also, her hair is not ragged.

  12. filmcricket
    +9

    Am I the only one who doesn’t get what the big deal is with Zoe Saldana? Like, not in this line-up, per se, but ever?

    • Sajorina
      +2

      You are not the only one, filmcricket!

    • Linda
      0

      Ditto.

      She was cute in the Star Trek movie, but there really wasn’t that much for her to do other than skip around in that skimpy uniform and make out with Zachary Quinto.

      She certainly doesn’t have the acting chops of the some of the other young actresses, ie the Emmas, Jennifer Lawrence, etc.

    • TonyG
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      On this site, I really do think it’s all about her fashion sense. She takes some risks and seems to come stylish to most everything. Clothes drop on her very, very, very well. Also her star turns in Avatar and Star Trek (and her return in both sequels coming up) were/are nothing to sneeze at IMHO. Too, she is playing Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic. That’s going to be a tough role for her; Nina is so iconic.

  13. tigers4us
    +3

    Re Zoe: Love the coat but not the sour expression on her face.

  14. Janice
    +2

    You need to create a caption contest with some of the photos Lainey Gossip has of the front row. The one where January Jones appears to be napping is PRICELESS!

    • Jessica
      0

      Sadly, that one wasn’t in our subscription. As I said to someone earlier, she looked like she was powered down.

      • CakesOnAPlane
        0

        where…WHERE…can I see these photos? They sound delightful.

        • Helen
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          Cakes, search “Lainey Gossip” and “Exes in the front row.” That should get you there. I guess Zellweger and Saldana both went out with Bradley Cooper.

          The Fug Girls got better shots of the outfits, but those photos are fun, too!

  15. MegoPachego
    +8

    I love Zoe Saldana strictly based on her fashion sense because I have not seen her act in anything. And so what if she isn’t smiling. It’s not a contractual obligation. Plus, I think her expression says: “Yeah, I look great. What of it?”

    • Sajorina
      0

      I had to IMDb her to see if I’ve seen her in anything and the only movie I’ve seen that she’s in is “Vantage Point” and I cant remember her being in it at all!

    • Reade
      +1

      Check her out in Crossroads with Britney Spears & Centre Stage!!

  16. LT1
    +1

    Until I zoomed in I hadn’t realized that Hall’s dress is demin (and too tight) on the bottom and satin at the bust. Adding in those awful white straps–that’s a lot going on, and failing, for one dress. The shoes are too pointy for me, but the stripe is great.

  17. Rayna
    +5

    “Yawn” for Marc Jacobs is appropriate as he appears to be ready for bed.

    And his little collection, too!

  18. anno
    +8

    Kim K wears leather pants under the delusion she looks like Zoe. She is mistaken.

  19. Vandalfan
    +1

    Zoe can lend Renee her lipstick.

  20. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    That’s Renee Zellweger? I actually thought she was a makeup free Keira Knightley. Must be my work PC. She looks better than she did on the Oscars even without anything on her face. Or is there makeup and nude lip colour?

  21. esther p.
    0

    it seems as if Renee is about to shank the photographer in that first picture. crazy eyes!

  22. Sajorina
    0

    I love Renee’s outfit! I want all of it! But, she needs some colorful lipstick & nailcolor… Baby steps! And, I don’t find Zoe Saldana perfect, but I’m so glad she’s wearing color on her lips! January Jones can go back to her cave and I won’t miss her at all!

  23. Guerra
    +2

    Zoe’s outfit is perfection!!!! Jealous!!!

  24. Ladyblahblah
    +1

    My god, there are Kardashians and Lohans who are less desperate for attention than Marc Jacobs. I would love to be a fly on the wall in his therapist’s office.

  25. Janiekettles
    0

    Zellwegger?? I thought it was Monochrome Connie Britton!

  26. Sandra
    0

    What did Renee’s original face look like? I remember being appalled with the cheek-scrunching look some years back when she was in that stupid horse movie (the movie was stupid; I have no information on the horse’s IQ) with Viggo Mortensen and Ed Harris, but this doesn’t seem to look like her younger self either. The sad part is that there was nothing wrong with her original face and it didn’t deserve the kind of treatment she’s given it.

  27. Esme
    0

    What I don’t get is that January Jones isn’t particularly busty, but that shirt is really straining to fit.

  28. L
    0

    Really, all of the comments over Zoe’s facial expression? Sheesh. Look at more pictures from the show, she’s super smiley in the rest. Including a great one where she introduces herself to Renee. Cooper exes unite!

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