I haven’t read Beautiful Creatures, but I know it’s quite popular — Heather and I once did a reading at a same event as the authors, and it was packed with mega-fans. Unfortunately, although I am sure the book is a good read, the movie looks TERRRRRRRRIBLE. Everyone’s accent is all over the place, even people who ought to know what they are doing EMMA THOMPSON. Suffice to say, I can’t wait to watch it on a plane eventually. First, let’s look at all the peeps who went to the premiere (note that Emma Thompson, Viola Davis, and Jeremy Irons all ditched. Poor sad February movie).

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