For the past eight years, there’s been this thing in Los Angeles called Brit Week, where we all speak in fake English accents. Not really. I’m not actually entirely sure WHAT Brit Week is, except…we like the British, so why not devote a week to them? It might be a PR-driven thing? I really do not know at all, and I’m not sure why no one has sent me a press release explaining it, considering that in the last five minutes, we’ve gotten press releases for, like, Whitney Houston’s vocal coach (seriously) and what Bronx Wentz wore to the park (also seriously). But I’m glad for it, because parties happen and then people wear things.