Fugs and Fabs: More People At Spring Breakers — Seriously, Thank God For This Probably Terrible Movie


I know I’m going to end up watching Spring Breakers on a plane, shooting horrified looks at Jessica the whole time, and then bathing myself in lye. But for now I’m really grateful it exists.

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  1. Tiffany
    +1

    Wow, I liked Selena’s dress until I saw the side/back view. Hmm.

    Where is Vanessa?

  2. MKKS
    +12

    Tisdale’s sock tan is kind of amazing. How did that happen? Why did she not wear some booties to cover that up? Was there NOTHING that could be done? NOTHING AT ALL TISDALE? Although well done to her for managing to stay out of this CRACKED OUT movie. She lives to fight another day, on both accounts.

    • Stefanie
      +1

      The sock tan is exactly what I was going to post about. How does that happen? I just dont even know!

  3. Amy
    +5

    It should be noted that Spring Breakers is getting some decent reviews. My favorite being TWoP’s review that said it’s like “if Terrence Malick and Sophia Coppola had a baby and that baby grew up to be Britney Spears who began every performance of “…Baby One More Time” by taking a gigantic hit of cocaine”. Which I guess means I’m in.

    • Other Emily
      +2

      I was surprised/freaked to read the NYT’s quite positive review of this movie. I was not expecting that. Franco looks good in that suit. He should always look clean and put together like that. The ladies almost all look insane, Except Eva Amurri. I like that dress a lot.

    • Genevieve
      0

      It’s 70% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Colour me extremely surprised (and Burt Wonderstone, which I thought looked promising, is not getting good reviews.)

  4. Brenna
    +8

    You know, James Franco should wear blue all the time – he looks fantastic in that suit.

  5. Becca
    +1

    Ok, I could be totally wrong here but Ashley Benson kind of looks like she is wearing pantyhose. It could just be the lighting or angle but something looks off.

  6. glee
    +3

    OMG, the old dude (the director, whose given name is Harmony) is married to Rachel Korine… Pervy. She totally looks like a high school spring-breaker, while he – like he should be on a sexual offender list in some county.

    • Cassandra
      0

      Harmony is only 39, but looks much older. Rachel is 26. Not nearly as pervy as it looks.

      • Cassandra
        +1

        Sorry. Harmony already had his birthday this year and turned 40. Rachel will be 27 in April.

  7. kpietri
    +6

    Love, love Eva’s purple dress!!! Pockets!

  8. Tamburlaine
    +1

    Harmony Korine looks like he hasn’t washed in a while, nor changed his outfit.

    I love Eva Amurri’s dress and wish that I, too, had the legs for that sort of outfit!

  9. Marcia
    +1

    Eva Amurri looks fantastic, as usual.

    James Franco looks good, but is it wrong that I kind of wish he’d shown up dressed as the character he plays in the movie?

  10. TonyG
    +1

    James Franco looks good enough to eat. Mmm mmm good!

  11. Vandalfan
    +1

    Eva for the win, with Ashley a strong second.
    If Franco is in this, hope he doesn’t phone it in. I want my Oz bucks back.

  12. Hima
    +2

    James Franco looks fantastic. I wish he always looked like that. And I have to disagree, Heather Morris’ shoes are offensive to me.

  13. melafefon
    0

    The movie is probably NOT terrible at all given that Harmony Korine is a really great screenwriter (Larry Clark’s Kids) and director (Gummo, Mister Lonely). I was surprised by his choice of performers though, but I’m sure he somehow makes it work.

  14. filmcricket
    +1

    You’re Heather Morris. You’re on a still-buzzy-if-falling-in-the-ratings TV show. You’ve been blessed by genetics and a lifetime of dancing with one of the best non-enhanced bods in Hollywood, and when you bother to do your hair and put on appropriate make-up, your face is really pretty too. Why, why, WHY do you dress the way you do? Sweet merciful crap, I hate seeing people waste what God gave ‘em.

  15. Sajorina
    0

    I think Ashley Benson & Shay Mitchell look beautiful! Love both outfits!

  16. Keri
    0

    Rachel Korine’s dress is terrible, like burning my retinas terrible. But aside from that, can someone give the girl some eyebrows. Dark hair and light eyebrows never mix people.

  17. Mary Urech Stallings
    0

    Everything about this movie and the red carpet fashion are a NO GO.

  18. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    If Heather Morris is in this movie I’ll need subtitles to watch it. Serioulsy I cannot understand a word she says on Glee- constant rewinding and turning up the sound.