This movie is about a man, Vince Vaughn, whose sperm donation fathered 500 children and yet girlfriend can’t decide if he’d make a good father, and then a bunch of women who used his DNA petition to get his name from the sperm bank. I don’t know why. Is it because they don’t like how their children turned out, because he lied on his paperwork or something? I can’t imagine a scenario in which everyone in this movie does NOT make me want to punch them.

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