Fugs and Fabs: Assorted Super Bowl Events


It is REALLY hard to keep tabs on all the people who were partying in New Orleans this weekend. This is the best assortment I could muster, but if I missed anything egregious, please do post a link in the comments. No Crazy Stones must be left unturned.

[Photos: Getty]

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  1. Holla
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    What are you talking about “She looks great” in slide 6? She forgot her pants.

    • CakesOnAPlane
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      AMEN. That is not hygenically safe- we can only hope she didn’t sit in the superdome seats in that “dress.”

      Also – I just spent 10 minutes looking for other pictures of what I thought was Lea Michele in that green dress to see if she might have had her nose fixed…only to go back and read that it was NOT Lea Michele, but some other person named Hannah Simone. Reading is HARD.

      • Lizzy
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        Completely agree – Olivia forgot her pants! The 2nd dress was nice, though.
        Also, Rachel Leigh Cook’s will forever be Wikham to me (from Bride & Prejudice).

        • Other Emily
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          The way Munn has her clutch clutched against her front tells me she is super aware of how short that dress is, which means it isn’t comfortable and thus doesn’t look that great.

      • filmcricket
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        Totally thought that was Lea Michele too.

        I actually think Mrs. Baldwin’s pulling off that blue dress better. The proportions are all weird when you lose the skirt.

        • Chasmosaur
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          You also aren’t worrying about whether or not she’s kept up her waxing appointments. (Or, in other words, she dresses like she’s got nothing to prove.)

        • Emster
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          Also, Hilaria Baldwin is pregnant and looks better.

        • terri
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          Totally agree on the proportion point. The top isn’t scaring me on her version either. Teigen’s version looks like she can’t quite stand up straight without one end or the other popping out inappropriately.

        • Vandalfan
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          Both photos show how bad this bodice is. It’s like a titshelf.

  2. Chasmosaur
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    While I loved the concept of JHud’s outfit, it would have looked better a half or even full size up. She’s been thinner for a while now – time to stop “if it zips, it fits”, and time to learn how to dress her great new figure.

  3. TaraMisu
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    Can I just say that Chrissy Teigen is the FUNNIEST person on Twitter. Ever.

    Olivia Munn had so many “almosts” :D

  4. TonyG
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    Love the kid to the right in the first row in the JHud picture.

    It’s like he’s so worried that he won’t start swaying in the right direction, that he’s already got his foot up, his lean on, and he’s ready for the sway to begin. When he and his classmates did start to sway, it was so grammar-school play cute I wanted to hug ‘em all. And their soft voices were a great addition to J. Hud’s power-house vocals.

  5. Kat
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    What is this event called Leather and Laces? With the event logo looking the way it does, it kind of seems like they rolled out the red carpet to open a fancy strip club. Ay yi yi.

  6. Chasmosaur
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    Josh Henderson – D for Dallas
    Josh Hutcherson – C for Child Actor

  7. TonyG
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    Here’s an additional pic…

    Justin Timberlake in Suit and Tie, of course, to remind us of his new single, strutting across the stage in the Super Bowl concert he gave in New Orleans. I like the tux and bow tie and the hair. The new single I have some issues with (horrible at the beginning, but great after the first 45 seconds; also, he really didn’t need the Jay Z interlude rap).

    http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/timberlake-super/justin-timberlake-super-bowl-party-performance-watch-now-20.jpg

  8. Sandra
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    Victor Cruz for the win. He’s very definitely a Sharp-Dressed Man AND he’s an actual football player. The rest of them feel kinda superflous to me.

  9. Erin
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    CM3 looked AMAZING on the pre-game CBS shenanigans. I normally cannot stand the giant window-pane plaid shirts that the players get talked into wearing by the salesfolks at Mens Wharehouse, but he was rocking it with his ponytail. I was very disappointed that Shannon Sharpe did not go all out with a Mardi Gras-themed suit and tie combo. I love the NFL menswear!

    • Chasmosaur
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      I think on men that broad, the windowpane is more in scale.

      I really wish, though, he’d cut the hair. Heresy, I know, but he’s such a good looking guy. At least he keeps it out of his face when he’s not on the field.

  10. Helen
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    I thought Keys looked terrific in that dress. Nicely balanced with her figure, a great fit, and the color’s fabulous on her.

    Dobrev, very nice – for a few months from now. It is not July yet.

    Loved Hudson’s outfit. And OMG those kids… I wept unashamedly.

  11. Victoria
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    I find Baldwin’s wife’s first name Hilarious. Her parents should be shot. I think she looks great in the dress as-is, even with the Tiegen competition.

    • Hayley
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      Seriously. I keep forgetting her name and thinking “it’s kind of like ‘hilarity’, but not.” It also reminds me of ‘hysteria’. Which makes me think of Def Leppard. Is that really what her parents wanted?

  12. witjunkie
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    Nina looks like she’s wearing an apron over her foundation and is about to whip up some naughty french toast.

    I like Olivia Munn’s eggplant & black dress, but even more I liked the chick(dude?) mackin’ away on the couch behind her in the next pic. It’s Superbowl! Yay snacks.

  13. Sarah
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    Nina never miss-steps.

    • mary lou bethune
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      True- she is the most poised and pretty. Some I have never heard of… Oh, Jennifer Hudson looks fantastic- what did they do to her?
      Trent Richardson is adorable!

  14. Kiki
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    Alicia Keys dress needs thinner straps and to cut the bottom off the dress.

    Jordin Sparks dress, lose the hideous sheer sleeves.

  15. deee
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    Isn’t Hilaria (whatever) a twenty something? Her hair, makeup and dress look like she’s heading to the country club for a soiree with the “ladies who lunch”. Which is actually a better fit for Baldwin than random yoga instructor who could be his daughter..

  16. h² fashion
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    Nina Dobrev looks amazinggg! It’s such a cute and girly dress, but it’s still a new and fresh take on a mini. Obsessed!

    http://www.hsquaredfashion.com/

  17. tigers4us
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    Sigh… I must be getting really old. I remember when the Super Bowl was ALL ABOUT FOOTBALL, not celebrities and their endless perks. Sigh…

  18. tigers4us
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    Alec Baldwin’s wife looks great, but I think she needs to practice her red carpet pose some more.

  19. Cucina49
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    Alicia Keys’ dress wasn’t the best, but she looked comfortable sitting down to play the piano and sing in it. She also sounded quite good, I thought–didn’t put too many fancy embellishments on the anthem.

    • Vandalfan
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      Alicia showed how a live musical performance should be. I’m not there for gyrations or crotch poses, just the sound.

  20. chris
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    Matt Forte looks great compared to during football season. By the end of December, his facial hair is scary!

  21. Dawn
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    Hutcherson, Josh is like Hudgens, Vanessa. And they dated or whatever. That’s my mnemonic.

  22. AM
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    SUPER CUTE kids singing in polos and khakis with skintight leather. I don’t think Jennifer H is dressed appropriately. Maybe if let the skirt out a size or three.

  23. jerkygirl
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    Oddly, I feel like Olivia Munn should be wearing sneakers with that pink dress. It looks like. . .a fancy yoga toga, or something. Eesh.

  24. RebekahMacd
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    The photo of Ian Somerhalder in pic #21 makes his legs look crazy short and that makes me sad for Damon Salvatore.

  25. LadyRunner
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    I just cannot with Olivia Munn. Everything she wears just looks……smug.

  26. Gigi
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    OK, I totally cried when the Sandy Hook kids sang, but since this is a fashion blog, can we not love our children enough to give them a better uniform than a mini version of what the bug guy wears when he comes by to spray the house for ants? I know we’re trying to homogenize them visually and take advantage of the relative lack of difference in boys and girls bodies at that age, but this khaki-polo shirt thing is starting to hurt. I think a national design charette is in order.

  27. Squirrel!
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    Haven’t read through previous posts to see others’ comments, but… that third “dress” on Olivia Munn is a TUNIC. And tunics require PANTS. Other than that, Alec Baldwin’s wife looks better in the dress than whoever the leggy chick is.

  28. thunderthighs
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    I thought Hilaria looked quite good as well, but those heavy black heels are all wrong for the dress.

    Also, I know exactly how she feels because I went to a wedding last fall where the first person I saw upon walking in was wearing.. my exact dress. And it was a very specific print dress from Anthropologie, not, like, a black cocktail dress. It was obviously the same one. It was pretty awful, but at least nobody took our pictures and asked 100 people in Times Square “Who Wore it Better?”

  29. Corriner
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    This was the weirdest slideshow ever… I can’t believe no one has commented on the unbelievably awkward photo of Ashley Greene and Ana Faris… they look like they don’t like each other at all, even though they’re basically high-fiving with their pelvises.

    Then there is the weird ‘New Girl’ supporting/guest character appearances, and the TVD people too. Just a weird mash-up all around.

    WE MISS YOU ELIJAH! Come back to us! Klaus needs someone to scold him :)

  30. sharjem
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    So, does Somerhalder apply blush, do you think? Or are his cheeks always so naturally rosy? (not complaining, I think he mostly is very hot, but inquiring minds…)

  31. Nancy
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    I mostly love the person on the couch eating french fries and looking at what-the-heck’s-going-on in the first Olivian Munn green tunic (or whatever) photo.

  32. WearingMyCrankyPants
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    What is going on in Rachael Leigh Cook’s inter-boobular-region? that first photo makes it look like there’s a cave between them. It confuses me. Is the dress causing that?

  33. Glimmer Bunny
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    Elijah is my everything. Can’t wait until he comes back to TVD!

  34. Leeann
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    What is a smog check?! Is that a real thing?

  35. annie
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    Agree with you on Key’s national anthem. If you’re asked to sing at a major national function you don’t need to embellish the song but you do need to really belt it out (unless you’re Marvin Gaye, and no one else is Marvin Gaye). The anthem should make you want to jump up and cheer. Key’s version made me wonder when it was going to be over.