Well, you guys, the jig is up. Boobs Legsly is onto us, and now she’s just baiting the hook:

Premiere Of

This is almost so resplendent it defies words. It is the very essence of Boobs Legsly. Although it’s not terribly considerate of her to show up at the premiere of a movie starring a famed literary detective, without even a WHIFF of mystery about her person. But, that’s our Boobs. She is nothing if not committed to consistency. She is also rather brave, no? I mean, consider the close-up:

Premiere Of

It takes guts to treat your thighs like an end table in a grieving
dowager’s musty drawing room.  But our Boobs is undaunted.
She will wear a corset pinned to lace that looks like a mourning veil
thrown over some antique furniture — can’t you just picture a lamp
sitting on her right buttock? — and she will smile about it, dammit.
Although, given that a certain classic holiday movie features a fra-gee-lay lamp in the shape of a lady’s leg, maybe she’s just being both conceptual and seasonally apt. Mystery solved. Take that, Sherlock.