Fugred Leto

When I saw this picture, at first I thought, “Wait, I know he’s hurt, but shouldn’t Brian Wilson be celebrating with the San Francisco Giants right about now?”

But, hey, it’s Halloween. Maybe he’s at a Go As Your Favorite Topiary party.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (22):

  1. Lynne

    Was he this creepy when he was Jordan Catalano?

  2. Kat

    He really knows how to make his attractive self unattractive

  3. Leslie

    Why do Hollywood chicks go wonky for this guy?

  4. Rachel

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary!

  5. Vandalfan

    I’m completely baffled as to the identity of this person. No, wait, I get it- this is some famous actress, all incognito and duded up, right? I mean, that’s got to be a fake beard, seriously.

  6. Helen

    Okay, it looks terrible, but maybe he’s grown it for a role? I’ve been hoping he’d return to acting ever since seeing Requiem for a Dream. He’s a good musician, too, but IMO a better actor.

    I can hope, right?

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  8. TaraMisu

    What the …… ewwwww!

  9. Sonya

    I know I’m in the minority here, but I don’t mind the beard on Jared or Brian Wilson. It’s the eyes I tell you, I’m a sucker for the blue eyes.

  10. ML

    Did he just emerge from the yurt when this was taken?

  11. Lesley

    I can do without the beard, for sure. But, that suit is flawless on him.

    • Gill

      Co-signed. The jacket’s a bit shiny, but it works on him–all one needs to do is remove the metric ton of hair gel from his head, and hold him down with a pair of clippers and a razor at hand.

  12. Trace

    I believe this look is called Hipster Rabbi…

  13. Tish Deimos

    He doesn’t have this beard anymore. But for me he looks handsome anyway! ;)

  14. Francesca

    Maybe I’m just coming off the high of our SF Giants winning the World Series, but he looks like a morphed mutation of Brian Wilson and Hunter Pence. Each and of their own, awesome; united as one in the form of Jared Leto: yikes!

  15. Lily1214

    “Women go crazy for a well-dressed man.”

  16. Megan

    Heeeeyyyyyy there! calm the FUG down! He has shaved it already and he still got it. Wanna proof? He was re-signed with HUGO Fragrances to launch HUGO Red coming 2013.

  17. Lori

    I know I’m late, but dang. This breaks my heart. I thought Jordan Catalano was the most beautiful boy in the world. Why, Jordan, er, Jared? Why?