I wonder if she regrets this one. That looks really uncomfortable, knowing you’re one reach away from a nip slip and more.
That’s more than a nip slip… More like, an entire boob slip.
I thought he was buying her high-end designer clothes so she could up her game. This is a colosal FAIL.
That looks like a foundation garment, not a dress. Ick!
Oh, it totally is. With a black tank top over it. I am not even sure how one decides to put this on.
And somewhere, Kris Humphries thinks to himself, “Damn, I didn’t exactly dodge a bullet but at least it was only a minor flesh wound.” I really didn’t think that woman could be any more vulgar, but it turns out that things always CAN get worse.
I love your Kanye!
Also love Kim’s boots, sad to say. Rest of the look is fug!
Not only ugly and vulgar, but terribly terribly ill-fitting. She looks like she’s headed to a taping of Maury.
I was going to say “ew,” but I think “gross” works just as well.
This girl is just trashy.
GRAHHWTFOMGLOL#$%^^&*(( –um. My head just hit the keyboard, sorry. I want to reach in the screen and hand her a sweater. Does the poor child know she’s naked?
GFY’s Kanye is way WAY more entertaining than “real life” Kanye.
Why is Kim not wearing a dress over her spanx?
I’m with on that one! And same goes for JLo and Britney!
Kim and Gaga between them don’t have a complete set of undergarments, let alone an outfit … and what does she have wrapped around her feet and ankles …. mini Xmas tree lights?
Heather, I bow to your awesomeness!
Why even bother with putting that thing on?
is this a swimsuit cover up? Maybe for the pool at Hotel Crazytown? Or Chateau Famewhore? sheesh.
generally speaking, i do not understand the kim hate. i kind of love her for some reason. but this is why people. hate kim, and i have no doubt. it kind of makes me hate her. i’m all for a lady that knows how to find a nice bra, but i really don’t ever want to see it. and really, that skirt / landing strip. rage.
but good kanye, heather! made clicking through those pictures worth it!
It could maybe pass as a beach cover up, over a bikini, and with some thongs. As a dress? Not so much.
Remember when the media (well, “media”, i.e. tabloids) declared embargos on both Paris Hilton and Heidi and Spencer (who now?) and shortly thereafter they went away? Can we do that with all the Kardashian Klan? Because if I never hear another gd thing about any of them it will be too soon. People.com should just change its name to Kurrent Kardashian.
“Now I want a Ruben.”
Your KANYE is wonderful! As for the clothes, this is NSFW (not safe for the world…)
here’s the thing I don’t understand. Why do girls as pretty as Kim always dress in a way that makes them look trashy and less beautiful than they actually are. She’s a beautiful girl…have you SEEN her without makeup???
So why take that natural beauty and cover it up with cheap clothing? Man, if I had her money…I would use it to really enhance my life in a way that feels good and makes me look good. Good luck Kim!
She has the ability to look classy but usually just looks trashy. Such a pity. I think she really is a pretty girl but comes across as so desperate most of the time.
The clothing, excuse me, “clothing” is so bad one hardly notices her awful, yanked back, facelift- tight ponytail.
So there was this report that Kanye wanted Kim to look more like Kate Middleton which immediately sprang to mind since she’s getting so ridiculously close … (Where art thou sarcasm font?)
God do I need a sarcasm font. It would really solve a lot of miscommunications.
Hhahahahahahaaa well done Heather!!
I want the Kardouche-ians to go. away.
How can something so clingy also be so ill-fitting? Totally looks like it’s on upside down or sideways or made for something other than a human figure.
I’m having a horrible, no good, very bad day and this made me smile. Thank you for that.
Crotch VIP is the most fabulous term I have heard in weeks. I must make use of it.
I like that bra though. It’s pretty. Where can I get one?
Actual nudity would look both classier and more demure. She looks horrible in this, it makes the top of her look heavy and her thighs look huge. I actually think she’s got a great shape, but you’d never know it. Seriously, is she living in some mirror-free parallel universe or what?
Oh God, she just gets worse. And what a pathetic hug that is. Two guys desperately trying to avoid any crotch/crotch contact.
I am getting the impression that she’s regretting many recent decisions. Is he making her wear clothes he designs now?
…I’m guessing that somewhere, in the first master bathroom of Casa West, there are embroidered bath towels that read “Mr. ‘Ye” and “Ms. ‘Ye.”
…okay, so it’s more like I’m PRAYING that Yeezy got those bath towels Same difference.
Also, the last picture was pure, unadulterated genius. I love it when Heezy raps, but I still maintain that her (his?) true brilliance really shines through in the one-liners.
This is super skanky, even for her. She looks uncomfortable.
Also, ankle boots are no friend of the curvaceous woman. I was so fixated on how they were stumpifying her legs that I didn’t even notice the sheer panels in the skirt. I thought she was just wearing a LITTLE tank dress.
Chortling at those lyrics. A+.
That may be the most unattractive thing Ms. Kardashian has ever put on her body. Which is saying something.
Is it possible that those aren’t sheer panels but either a panel of brownish material or a fake sheer panel with nude material underneath. Seriously that has to be possible because surely not even KK would leave the house a mere involuntary twitch away from inviting the paps into her lady garden?!? Ever since using its powers to initially get famous that’s the one part of her body & soul that she hasn’t used for marketing purposes. I’m going to believe that’s not really sheer paneling to save us both some embarrassment .
I love Kim but this is not her best look by far and she looks uncomfortable, she must of been tugging on that tank all day! The higher ankle boots are also making her look a little stumpy
I LOVE LOVE LOVE when you do Kanye posts! Your lyrical commentary is priceless.
“You smell like flowers.” Aw…
hahahahaha that was excellent. the ridiculousness of Kim’s nighty outfit is just some extra hilarity to me.
I refuse to even look at the slideshow because I want her to go away SO MUCH!!
It’s like feast or famine with this girl. Either she’s in clothes so tight and fitted she looks awful or she is wearing a garment with no fit whatsoever and she looks awful. Someone make it stop.