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FRANCOIS-HENRY PINAULT: Well. Now we know, right?

SALMA HAYEK: Now we know what?

FRANCOIS-HENRY: Two things, I guess.

SALMA: WHICH TWO THINGS, F-H? Why do we always have to play these esoteric, vague games? Is it because you’re French?

F-H: Oui.

SALMA: Well, now that we’ve got that settled, what are the two things?

F-H: A) That Rebecca Hall WAS wearing a jumpsuit, and, B) that there IS something you don’t look good in.

SALMA: Curious. As I think I already disproved that theory earlier this week:

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SALMA:…Seeing as I’m pulling off A MOTHER’F’ING TURBAN AND LEATHER BOOTALOONS!  TESTIFY.

F-H: You say, “pulling off,” and I say –

SALMA: Say what?

F-H: I say, never mind, mon cheri. You are too beautiful. I’ll even pretend to like le jumpsuit.

SALMA: And my work here is done.