AJ MICHALKA: Excuse me?
ALY MICHALKA: What, did you hear something?
AJ: I could’ve sworn I heard someone behind us laughing.
ALY: You probably did. I know I am laughing at you.
AJ: Wait, at ME?
ALY: Hello, honey, you’re wearing really tight pants and a shirt that hits your butt in the WEIRDEST place.
AJ: HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR TIGHTS?
ALY: They’re not tights, honey, they’re pights. Half pants, half tights.
AJ: Did you just not bother to shave the backs of your legs today?
ALY: Don’t judge. It makes showering SO MUCH faster. I may not do it ever again. This is the new revolution, sweetie. Ride the wave.
AJ: It’s okay. I’ll let you surf it as far away from me as possible.