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OH LINDSAY.

You KNOW that if the judge presiding over Whatever The Hell Lindsay’s In Trouble For Now sees this picture, she’s going to throw the book at her just to get those pants off the streets.

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  1. Orange Clouds
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    I don’t want to know what died for these sleeves.

  2. rowynn
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    I feel sad for every cow who died to furnish the leather for this getup.
    And who was the brainiac who looked at it and said, “You know what it needs? Fur sleeves!”??

  3. rowynn
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    LOL Orange Clouds! We are on the same wavelength!

    • Rachel
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      For some reason I thought the orange clouds were referring to her hair, haha! Poor girl.

  4. Alicia
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    You know those memes that are going around about the right to bear arms? There you go.

  5. qwertygirl
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    Someone needs to put that outfit out of my misery.

  6. TonyG
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    Oh, my…Leather MC Hammer Pants!

  7. mary lou bethune
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    Is there no one who can get her out of town and into a rehab? Terrible.

  8. Mo
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    If anybody wanted further proof that this woman is mentally unbalanced, here you go.

  9. Willow
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    It’s like she’s the midpoint on the cover of an Animorphs novel about a tarantula.

  10. ak
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    Holy. Is she at an airport? Leaving aside how absolutely awful this outfit is, how can she handle sitting in an airplane for any length of time dressed like that? At least people who wear ugly sweats are deriving some kind of comfort from wearing them to travel.

  11. Elizabeth
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    I thought this was a wacked-out Nicole Kidman at first glance.

  12. Evalyn
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    If I wasn’t deathly afraid of what might be in it, I would want that handbag.

  13. Vandalfan
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    I mourn her lack of an entourage, of handlers, keepers, babysitters, friends, loved ones, family. She’s all alone in that airport, and everywhere else, really. It’s like the old blues song:

    When you got money you got lots of friends
    Crowing ’round your door
    But when the money’s gone and all your spending days
    They won’t be ’round anymore.

  14. PB
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    That outfit is horrible and your derision is well justified. But I must say that I feel a bit bad for her. She had the world by the balls once upon a time and she threw it away for booze, coke, and really bad clothes. I think her career may be beyond the point of rehabilitation. It’s like Vandalfan said, her life has become like a REALLY sad blues song.

  15. anabels
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    What worries me is I can’t remember the last time I saw a photo of this child that she didn’t look scared!! Don’t like the outfit at all apart from the boot which aer cute. And her hair and face are kind of pretty again apart from her lips which she needs to stop messing with!

  16. Alle C
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    LINDSAY. THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.

  17. mary lou bethune
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    What must go on in her little mind. She is so damaged .

  18. wizzy
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    Holy sweaty airplane ass! Seriously, though, remember those awesome/awful 60s motorcycle gang movies? The best was Glory Stompers – she is SO perfect for the remake.

  19. Tiffany
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    The pants and the sleeves are so repulsive. I really can’t tell what is worse. They make me shudder.

  20. Chris P
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    In other news, our girl Linds just got an endorsement deal with the NRA.

    (And yes, if you’re keeping count, this is the third “right to bear arms” joke that has been made in this post. Also to wit: I believe this was the t-shirt she was wearing underneath that getup.)

  21. Mongerel
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    I’ll miss that elegant AA (American Airlines) logo (far in the background). Sigh. Hang around long enough and EVERYthing changes.

    As for the outfit, I cheer the AAA (Adam’s Apple – Ankles) coverage. And its unique color (tarnish). It’s Appropriate.

  22. Montréalaise
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    The outfit really is godawful – but her horrible taste in clothes is, sadly, the least of her problems. I remember when she was one of Hollywood’s most promising young starlets – that seems like a million years ago. Take away her designer clothes (and I’m sure this leather-fur monstrosity must be expensive) and really, there is no difference between her and the drug-addicted homeless person on the street.

  23. rb
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    PERP-plexing.

  24. Rayna
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    At least she’s wearing pants.

  25. Rayna
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    Oh, and…………”The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.”

  26. jean
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    She’s fully covered. I say it’s a win for our eyeballs.

  27. Chrissy
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    Forget the pants! Those gorilla-like sleeves are hairy and horrible!

  28. Alli
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    I like her 2nd amendment coat

  29. Sajorina
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    Oh, DEAR! If she’s not showing us her skin, she’s covering herself up with other creatures’ skins!

  30. lola
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    She looks like she is a sasquatch wearing a vest.

  31. Jen
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    I do kind of like her hat!

    The rest, it goes without saying, is frightening.

  32. Jen
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    Replying to myself to say: Oh, I just saw the braiding on it…. Never mind, I guess I don’t really like her hat.

  33. Emma
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    BIGFOOT LIVES!

  34. Lily1214
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    Oh no. No, no, no.