Fugloween 2012


Here are two things I’ve learned from doing postings this Halloween: 1) I am pretty sure Chris Brown’s costume is going to make your head explode, and b) I’d best not even try to ID most of these costume for fear of angering Fug Nation when I get it wrong. Some folks are REALLY disgusted that I happen not to have seen Moonlight Kingdom. It’s like I personally knifed them, just because I can’t watch or get to the movies as much as I’d like. Please forgive, Fug Nation. I hate it when we fight. At LEAST wait until I can acquire and don some leggings as pants, so that your disappointment can be complete.

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  1. KMG
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    Chris Brown……I can’t even.

    I think I read somewhere that Gwen Stefani went as zombie Sandy from Grease. Not that that is very clear from the costume!

  2. Carolyn
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    You have to find the photo of Neil Patrick Harris and family. Ridiculously cute.
    Also, if you ever needed proof that Chris Brown is smug, clueless and not very bright that photo certainly does the trick.

  3. Jocelyn
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    I feel your Percy pain! I have been up for two hours (in Australia) and my toddler has been prattling on about Percy for almost all of that time. I already have a headache. James is a welcome relief.

    • Annie E
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      Okay. WHAT IS IT with Percy? My three-year-old niece is obsessed with Percy in particular. He’s not the star, right? The franchise is called Thomas and Friends. Also, in her mind, all the trains are girls.

  4. lori
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    Kate Moss photobombed by a hedge has made my day.

  5. TereLiz
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    Heather, I love you, but you have no idea what you’re talking about. ;) (also, please rent Moonrise Kingdom) And never stop making guesses about what people are wearing. That’s why we love you.

    • TereLiz
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      Also, Louis and Sandy FTW! That is the cutest pic ever.

      • Heather
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        Why do I have no idea what I’m talking about this time? HELP MEEEE.

        • TereLiz
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          You’ll get it when you watch Moonrise Kingdom. Ha! Now you have to watch it!!

      • Fuh Ugh
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        Yes, Sandy in a supporting role (literally and figuratively) as cowgirl Jessie – got to LOVE that!

  6. Mouse
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    Everyone keeps saying that Jessica Simpson’s guy (whatever his name is) is dressed up as William Wallace (of Braveheart fame).

    Nit-picky, I know, but I have to point out that he’s actually wearing Irish National Tartan.
    Not sure how Scots would feel about that.

    (I’m a fence sitter – I’m a Scot married to an Irishman…) :D

    • Krusticle
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      And can I just say with all the griping about Jessica’s weight that I think she looks pretty darn good here!

      • heather
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        Agreed–she looks really good. She may not be an 80W lightbulb, but I quietly cheer for her to be happy and well, and it looks like she’s both.

        • Kat
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          Also, at the time of William Wallace, the Scottish tribes weren’t wearing clan tartans, so, another point off!

      • kate
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        Did yall think J Simp looks like Taylot Swift in that pic? I guess it’s the way she’s done her makeup – she is the spitting image of T-Swift there to me. Totally weirding me out.

        I think she looks fabulous too. And that little baby – so cute!

        • Conchobara
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          Meanwhile I thought that was Tori Spelling’s husband with her! So confused.

        • kSto
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          Jessica looks like a serving wench from the Tilted Kilt. You’d think women who have to be sexy whatevers as part of their job description would seize the opportunity to relax and be freaky. Or if they can’t bring themselves to look less than fabulous, then button up beautifully like Dita in her sexy maitre’d costume.

    • heather
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      I’m half Scots, half Irish, and I can’t help wonder if the Irish tartan is a nod to his own roots. No idea of his background, but I’d like to think it’s something he’s done intentionally to be clever.

      • Kate
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        also….Jessica’s mouth is still. open. and the trait seems to have been passed on although the adorable baby of course gets a pass :)

  7. aeb
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    you know. i just have to appreciate that paris hilton is wearing legit thigh highs, as opposed to knee highs yanked up really high with a garter belt.

    it’s the little things.

  8. Sarah O
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    Chris Brown is a douche. Can I say that here? OMG Sandra and son are ADORABLE. Love when parents dress up with their kids.

    • Linda
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      Chris Brown must have asked himself Could I be a bigger d bag?
      Answer: Yes

      “Not only do I beat up women, but for Halloween I dress up as a member of an organization that kills women for lack of something better to do on a Tuesday night”.

      Jessica Simpson looks great, her fiance’s costume looks like Braveheart Meets the Flintstones.

      Babies in costumes = gold.

      How tired do we think Kanye is of the Kardashians? Seriously, Kim’s secret treasure must be off the charts to keep him around this long.

  9. Jen
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    Sandra and Son were totally needed after Chris Brown. Dear lord.

    But I must concur that the best photo was Kate Moss being photobombed by the Camoflaged Hedge Guy!

  10. S
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    Um. I sincerely thought – for a second- that Gwen Stefani was dressed up as Mary Jo Buttafucco.

  11. elp
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    If I were HBC, I would probably dress up as a normal person. Straighten the hair into a basic ponytail, maybe some yoga pants and a t-shirt. She’d be unrecognizable!

  12. Liz
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    hehehe I LOVE that you wrote it as “Moonlight Kingdom” and I hope it was intentional!

  13. lefty
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    Please…PLEASE get over the Moonrise Kingdom thing. You sound infantile.

    • Jessica
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      Way harsh, Tai!

      • Anna
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        Yup, seriously.

      • Erin
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        Pssst…I’ve never seen it either. I actually looked it up on imdb just now and I still didn’t even know what movie it was until I saw a random quote from it (and even then I only knew it because I’d seen the preview with that specific quote a zillion times). You aren’t alone in the “haven’t watched it” team.

    • Annie S.
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      Dude, even I was sick of the “OMG IT’S THE BOY FROM MOONRISE KINGDOM OMG CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT IT’S THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE TO EVER TREAT LITTLE CHILDREN LIKE TINY ADULTS” comments on that post. I don’t blame Jessica for responding the way she did. Serious overkill from the Wes Anderson lovers among the Fug Nationals.

      • Annie S.
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        D’oh. I meant Heather.

        I want to squeeze Louis Bullock’s cheeks. He is PRECIOUS.

        • Beth
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          I agree! Don’t people take a look through through the comments before they post something? If it’s already been pointed out 25 times, your input isn’t necessary. I don’t know what going to the movies has to do with running a fashion blog anyway. I have also never heard of the movie…

      • Sarie
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        Agreed. Way overkill.

        • Heather
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          I wasn’t trying to be defensive. Not everyone reads us on Twitter and I responded very late to a lot of those comments, so I was assuming most people didn’t know that we’d seen them.

        • Liane
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          Hey, I haven’t seen Moonrise Kingdom & I’m actually quite a fan of Wes Anderson. Having little ones is awesome, but it seriously cuts into your ability to get out to the movies on a regular basis.

    • TereLiz
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      Yeah, I kind of thought other commenters were being harsh that she hadn’t seen it. Losing her Hollywood (is that really a real place?) cred or something.

      I don’t blame Heather for being defensive. It was a cute movie and all, but not worth getting all bent out of shape about because someone on the internet hasn’t seen it.

      And anyway, isn’t making guesses about what people are wearing, accurate or not, kind of Heather and Jessica’s thing? That’s why we’re all here, I thought.

      • Heidi
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        I haven’t even heard of that moonshine movie! I just googled the poster and nope never seen it. I live all the way on the other side of the world in New Zealand though so maybe it hasn’t been released here?
        People can be so silly, treating a movie with such importance.

        I love that last photo, families playing dress ups together are the best! (I’m not including the Kardashian Klan though!)

  14. Kaitlyn
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    My favourite thing is that Kim Kardashian basically disappeared into the red carpet backdrop. More of THAT, please!

  15. Ladyblahblah
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    I am absolutely outraged that you didn’t recognize that Dita Von Teese is dressed as Monette Ajax Delacroix, a character from a short story about a burlesque star turned carnival barker that I workshopped in a college creative writing class in the late ’90′s.

  16. Brooke
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    Am I clutching my pearls here? Jenny McCarthy: That is not a costume. It’s not even clothes. That is slutty lingerie with stupid glasses. Paris: last time I checked Robin didn’t have his thigh-highs clearly visible – he kept those hidden under his tights :-) Sorry, I am just generally over Halloween being an excuse sluttify everything. Even toddler outfits are sexy anymore. Thank goodness for Sandra and epic cute Louis.

  17. Vulcan
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    A big yawn to all the ladies here and everywhere who feel as though they must put all their goods on display for Halloween. In most instances it looks ridiculous.

  18. melohtan
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    I don’t remember Jane Lane carrying around a stuffed animal…

    • Laura
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      Me either! I was pretty obsessed with Daria back in the day. Katy makes an amazing Jane Lane. I love it.

      • jean
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        But I sort of love Katy for bringing Jane Lane back. It makes me like her about a 1000 times more. I loved Daria and Jane. I’ve dressed up as Daria several times. And kudos to her for wearing a proper costume that actually covered her bits. Also I have to give Sandra Bullock a shout-out for looking like a mom in her picture. Her costume isn’t that elaborate, she looks comfortable, and it’s all about her son.

        Oh and that hen costume on Jessica’s son? Adorable. Truly adorable. Good choice.

  19. PB
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    Jenny McCarthy doesn’t need a boob wrangler. Those fakies are as firm as bags of sand – they wouldn’t move if there was a magnitude 10.0 earthquake.

  20. JK
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    When I saw the picture of Gwen Stefani the first thing I thought of was Sandy from Grease – after the transformation. Of course, Sandy had bigger hair, a cigarette and a black leather jacket. But the whole vibe feels similar. And Gwen is certainly about the right age to have an association with that.

    Having said that, I doubt that’s what she was going for. Too obscure for someone who thinks she’s culturally spot on the money. I suspect she just found stuff in her closet that she thought was “edgy”. Or sleazy. Or something.

  21. Liane
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    Expensive Rizzo is what I thought when I saw Gwen Stefani.

  22. Karen G
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    I think maybe Gwen was Sandy from Grease, or at least one of the Pink Ladies, IF she was in costume at all. Who can tell? She dresses like that every day. Much like HBC. Maybe Helena just thinks every day is Halloween?

    The Harrison Fords were cute, and so were the Bullock family.

  23. Lynne
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    First… Chloe Moretz dressed as Taylor Momsen for Halloween? I pretty much love her for this.

    Second, Bette Midler’s costume is fantastic AND she has an actual hand in her handbag.

    Finally, the camo guy photobomb is pretty much the best thing.

    • Cam
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      Actually Lynn, Chloe is supposed to be Bellatrix Lestrange, Helena Bonham Carter’s witch from Harry Potter. She does kind of look like Momsen though.

      • Fuh Ugh
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        Yes, that was my thought exactly – well, it was more like, “Taylor Momsen went as herself.”

    • understateddiva
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      I thought that too! I was thinking it was witty as hell.

  24. KO33
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    Bette Midler + Ghost of Coco Chanel = Anjelica Huston on Smash. Who knew?

  25. Lori
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    whoa, I was having mistaken identity double take itis all over the place. I mistook Paris for Nikki (first time I’ve noted such a family resemblance). Then I mistook Calista F. for Kyra Sedgewick. I actually thought, “awesome, Kyra S. and Kevin Bacon are going as Harrison Ford and an old lady!”

  26. foo
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    I read “boob wrangler” as “boob whisperer” on Jenny McCarthy’s pic and it gave me a great mental image of some dude walking around, hunched over and whispering to her chest: “stay in, stay in. you must stay in.” Ha.

    Sandra B and her son are both adorable.

    I kind of love Deborah Harry, but when it looks like a raven made of weaves built a nest- that he is currently diving beak first into- on your crotch, you may want to rethink. Quoth the weave raven, Nevermore!

    Thanks for the as always excellent commentary and the fun guesses. :)

  27. openroses
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    Please PLEASE let the gigantic scary bunny be Tim Burton. And then please let him be the Jack Nicholson bunny from The Shining Performed in 30 Seconds by Bunnies.

    And that photobomb is TRULY. AMAZING.

  28. Amy
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    I don’t remember Jane with a stuffed animal, either, but this costume still makes me like Katy Perry about 1000% more. And in other news, I really appreciate how you always include a brain cleanser after something like Chris Brown. Those two are adorable!

  29. Ladyblahblah
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    Has poor little Maxwell Simpson Whatever inherited Mommy’s curse of not being able to take a picture without an open mouth? Hopefully, this is a baby thing and not a genetic thing. Also, I’m pretty sure Jessica’s manpanion is also Tori Spelling’s husband.

    • Jessica
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      THAT is what I thought! He is a dead ringer for Dean WhatsHisNuts

      • Narie
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        Thank you! I couldn’t figure out who the chick was with Tori Spellings husband at first. I knew it wasn’t Tori and then realized it looked vaguely like Jessica then I finally realized she obviously lost a lot of weight. Is it just me or does her face look a bit done too? Either way, she looks absolutely fantastic!

  30. Esme
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    Well, if for some reason I wasn’t able to recognize Sandra Bullock’s son, at least the ever present scowl is there to clue me in. Does that kid ever smile?

    • Elbyem
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      A lot of toddlers are shy of strangers. And he’s probably sick of people following him and his mom everywhere, taking their pictures his every waking hour.

  31. ok
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    Dita von Teese looks great as Marlene Dietrich.

    I also love when women go spooky, which is how I roll on Halloween, so I give Chloe Moritz some props.

    I actually thought Kimye looked cute, until the next slides when I realized it was some kind of Kardashian theme. Ugh.

    • Minda
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      Dita looks to be dressed as Marlene Dietrich (Morocco). That’s a fairly classic image. That’s what TCM is for. ;)

      • Dizee
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        Spot-on Morocco with that white flower in the lapel. When I saw this image of Dita, I went into a kind of reverie about how she probably had that tux specially made for her and isn’t that absolutely the way it should be if one is going to wear a tux. I very much admire her attention to detail.

  32. DK
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    Heather, I giggled when I read your commentary to Aziz’s costume. B/c I’m imagining said toddler saying the word glorified in Naughty by Nature’s OPP. And I don’t think I’d be able to keep a straight face with a kid screaming that word all the time.

  33. mary lou bethune
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    Have you noticed that the gals dress in skimpy / slutty costumes are not the ones who seem to have much else to offer on a normal day? They have no imagination. Too much botox. Desperate for attention and an affront to imagination… boring
    But Chloe, Kate, Calista, Dita , and everyone else look fun and intriguing. But Louis is the cutest.

  34. Stefanie
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    When ever I see HBC I automatically read it as HBIC. I’d say it’s totally appropriate. lol

    I just went back and read the last Halloween post and Wow at this Moonriver business. I hadn’t ever heard of it either and some of the comments were totally rude and way out of line. Jessica and Heather do an amazing job with this site. Every day I come here to giggle, gasp in horror and drool in envy at the things celebs are wearing and the writing accompanying the photos. As a reader of this site for years (YEARS!), I just want to tell Jessica and Heather that you both do an amazing job and I can’t thank you enough for all the work you do.

    • MissTdJ
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      I just posted the same before I saw your comment!

      • Jessica
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        Thanks, everyone. We will all get past this. :)

        It has been a very tough week for everyone. Let us come together in mutual hatred of that asshole Chris Brown.

        • Conchobara
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          And all the fug people said, “Amen”

        • amys
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          Forever and ever, amen. He makes my skin crawl. And Moonrise Kingdom whatever :)

        • Linda
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          In a perfect world, Jon Hamm would walk up to Chris Brown on the red carpet at some event, coldcock him, then turn around to the cameras and say “This one’s for you, ladies”.

        • Billie
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          @Linda In my perfect world, it’s Timothy Olyphant who’s bringing out the fists of justice, but I like the way you think, lady!

    • Linda
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      Yes HBC IS HBIC, Now and Forever.

  35. MissTdJ
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    Whenever I see her initials HBC my brain automatically reads that as “Head Bitch in Charge”. Which is actually still appropriate.

  36. Vandalfan
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    Bette Midler’s handbag is literally a hand bag. Notice the links of the chain are little long bones. Debbie Harry is looking fine, but my favorite is wee little Maxwell. Cock a doodle do!

  37. Audrey Jo
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    Jenny McCarthy is looking just gross. Not even creative. Not even attractive. Those shoes are ARGH! That tail is BLARGH! Seriously, she outfugged by far many others I was betting on.

  38. Lena Lamont
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    Look for more pics of Aziz Ansari. He actually wore a Bane mask with that costume and was Bane, the tank engine (or something to that effect). And I second whoever said to find NPH and his family photo. You will need smelling salts from passing out due to cuteness overload.

    As for Moonrise Kingdom, it was a small movie. Not everyone saw it. Yes, I loved it and my boyfriend and I went as the main characters (I had to make my dress from scratch, people, so you know I loved that movie. And we looked amazing.), but you can’t be mad at someone for not having seen it. I do recommend seeing it, though, if you like Wes Anderson movies. I realize he’s a special kind of artsy fartsy that not everyone enjoys as much as me.

  39. Sandye
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    I am a little shocked at how tawdry Debra Messing’s outfit is. It looks like what a costume shop would have at 4 pm on Halloween.
    Bette Midler wins for classiest look in my book. And Sandra for cutest.

  40. Cat
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    Love: Bette Midler, the Fords, and Sandra Bullock. The rest I could take or leave. I do love the HBC is basically herself, because she’s so wonderfully quirky anyway.

  41. Orange Clouds
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    Ditto, you two ladies are my fashion guardian angels, my style Obi Wan Kenobis. I heart you and your blog very much.

  42. Lena Lamont
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    Oh and there is a great pic on Katy Perry’s twitter of her costume with um, that girl from Raising Hope as her Daria. They actually look pretty fantastic. My boyfriend sent it to me. As to why he was on KP’s twitter, I have no idea.

  43. Sandra
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    1. Katy Perry looks better dressed up as a cartoon character than she does dressed up as herself.

    2. J’adore The Divine Miss M. And I hope that Zombie CoCo goes all post-apocalyptic on Kaiser Karl’s @ss because his clothes are nowhere near as attractive as hers were.

    3. The Bullock family is precious. And I don’t mind if Louis is a little grumpy at the end of trick-or-treating. He’s a two-year-old; they get tired.

    4. My best guess at Debra Messing’s get-up is “Marie Antoinette Does Mardi Gras”.

    5. GFY Heather and Jessica, y’all just go on being your own awesome selves. A little Wes Anderson (or anybody else, really) here or there is not actually all that relevant to the workings of the cosmos.

  44. Narie
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    I’ve never even heard of Moonlight Kingdom, so there’s that hehe.

  45. lynn baber
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    What you said about Chris Brown is absolutely on the nose. And you worded it as perfectly as anyone could have hoped. I mean, you are brilliant and he is beyond words. Speechless. In a really bad way.

    • Annie E
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      Chris Brown is a scourge on humanity and may be Satan.

      • ChristieLea
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        Seriously. Can we send a pack of Michael Jackson’s Thriller zombies after him?

        • Miranda
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          I have already reached incoherence over Chris Brown. I am in full-on, caps-locked, 6,000% DONE WITH HUMANITY mode.

  46. Grace Pheiffer
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    Katy’s bag actually isn’t a prop bag. It’s a (really cool) fully functional purse from JumpFromPaper.
    http://jumpfrompaper.com/

  47. Karen
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    Jesus H Christmas, Chris Brown. Why don’t you just dress up as Hitler??

    And Jenny McCarthy’s stockings stumpify her legs big time–not attractive.

    So…are Ford and Flockhart generic nerds? Or are they Todd and Lisa from SNL’s early years?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nerds

  48. milaxx
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    Chris Brown sadly s expected idiocy, but who would have thought Rhianna and Lady Gaga would have the same terrible idea for a costume? (They both went as weed.)

  49. Heather
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    Sorry to anyone who thought I was being defensive! I was just trying to make light of it because people were REALLY mad at me, and so I was hoping THEY would have a laugh over it with me and we could hug it out. Most readers don’t follow us on Twitter or keep current with the comments (and I don’t always either which is why I replied so late to them) — so I assumed most of them weren’t aware that we’d addressed it.

  50. Amberoni13
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    Did anyone else think “Oh, Rumor Willis finally found a camera angle that doesn’t make her look like The Face’s sister (it’s a Cher movie – check Google images)?” Because that is SOOOOOME chin/jaw shot for Dita von Teese.

  51. Heather
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    Robin… a sad little follower. Honey, the comments just got ugly. Fill in as you will. You do know Robin grows up to be Nightwing and is a complete badass and hot to boot. Okay, my own geekiness is now freaking me out a little bit…

  52. Beth C.
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    Ditta is Marlena Dietrich. I’m not outraged, just a huge, huge fan of the lady tux and all those who pull them off fabulously. :)

    I love Katy Perry’s costume. I have a feeling I will never utter those words again, but for today they are true. I also have a feeling the bear was a prize, not a prop. It looks like she’s at some kind of carnival themed party.

  53. Anja
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    OMG, what is wrong with some of the people here? It is a movie. A movie. That is it. Two bloggers whose work you like but about whose lives you do not know anything have not seen a movie. It is not like that made a top ten list of jokes about the victims of Sandy or declared they support killing of baby seals. If that makes you “disappointed” or “angered” or what ever, I suggest you seriously re-evaluate priorities in your life or just maybe… switch on the news and broaden your “disappointed/angered/upset” spectra.

    • Keis
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      Seriously; it was just ridiculous how they were harping on it after both Heather and Jessica indicated they hadn’t seen it. Not everyone is going to “get” every costume b/c pop culture is pretty fricken broad.

      • Jessica
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        Who knew Halloween would be so divisive? Let’s all hug and have some candy.

  54. Keis
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    Also in the first pic I saw of Chris Brown, I’m pretty sure he had on a long beard a la Bin Laden. I would like to think he showed some tact, but he probably just didn’t want to risk not being recognized.

  55. Nancy
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    Halloween is a rockin’ holiday for kids. I’ve never understood it’s appeal for non-kids.

    Chris Brown is a moron.

    Jenny McCarthy’s face is several shades lighter than her chest. This upsets me.

  56. Martha
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    I never noticed before that Rose McGowan looks exactly like Mena Suvari.

  57. amys
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    I did enjoy that Dita Von Teese (sp?) was so very covered yet managed to look sexy, imo. Kudos to her restraint. I’m tired of these women putting their pumpkins on display for Halloween (thanks, Ellen!).

  58. Ladyblahblah
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    Thank you to the Fug ladies for running this site. Although I don’t always agree with the Fugs and Fabs, something here always lightens my mood. As Jessica said about a rough week, I’ve had a rough few months – my Mom was diagnosed and very quickly died of cancer, I inhereted my wonderfully sweet Dad with dementia, and just last week was laid off from my job. When I’m feeling sorry for myself, I come here and have a light moment. So, please, let’s remember this is about the ridiculous world of celebrity fashion and keep it light! (And also unite over the mutual hate of Chris Brown and that other C word Cancer….)

  59. Sajorina
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    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Chloe Grace Moretz’s & Gwen Stefani’s costumes! ADORABLE! And, NO, Jane Lane did not carry a stuffed animal with her at all times… COSTUME FAIL!

  60. Holly
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    Echoing everyones comments about how adorable Sandra B and her little boy look.
    But, who is Avril Lavigne standing next to? I never considered Avril to be particularly short or is she just standing next to a lady whos about ten foot tall?!

    • Mary
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      she’s 5’1″… but the gal definitely looks tall too! what a height difference!

  61. Beth
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    I swear I thought, “Roseanne Barr has never looked better.” when I saw the Debra Messing photo.

  62. Carrie
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    Bette Midler FTW – clever idea, well executed. Even though, objectively, she looks good, Debbie Harry’s COSTUME made me a little sad. And I was disappointingly unsurprised that all Pattinson and Stewart could manage were half assed masks.

  63. Rachael
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    Haha, I don’t even know what Moonrise Kingdom is, so . . . oops?

    Chris Brown, I can’t even talk about without getting mad. C’mon Rihanna, can you really not see this douche for what he is? No woman should get within 50 feet of him. There should be some kind of reverse restraining order against him, in favor of all woman-kind. Gross.

    I think there could be an excellent Women’s Studies thesis done about when and why Halloween turned into “Who can look the sluttiest”? It’s gross.

  64. Amanda in Austin
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    Chris Brown is a douchenozzle.

    That is a wicked unflattering camera angle on poor Harrison and Calista. Yikes!

  65. llism
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    I don’t remember any of those characters from Moonraker.

    :-)

  66. Sally
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    I’m confused – which costume is from Moonrise Kingdom? Thanks :)

    • Adriana
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      Thank you! I’ve been wondering the same thing and it’s driving me crazy.

  67. Juniper
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    I think Gwen is supposed to be Sandy from Grease… Looks like the costume and a “pink lady” jacket. Get it?

  68. katkin74
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    The fact that the guy dressed as a Taliban / Mujahadeen is definately in poor taste. Whatever. The fact that he did it knowing people would freat out, it’d put him in the paper and everywhere else, and create controversyfor more publicity is what makes him a scrotum. If he didn’t know that, then he is a dumb@ss (or his team is) and he needs to be “naturally selected” by the nearest bus.

  69. Billie
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    Most imaginative: Bette
    Most Attention to Detail (also Sexiest): Dita
    Dayum, You Work It, Miss Thang!: Debbie (who is almost 70, y’all)
    Cuteness Overload: Sandra and Louis
    Biggest Assclown: the woman-beater

  70. derpshooter
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    So, Harrison Ford’s name tag says “Timmy”, um, are they Mr. and Mrs. Timothy Leary? That would be a little wth, and also kind of awesome.

  71. derpshooter
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    Where is Heidi Klum? Did she give it a miss this year or what? Is it so awesome she gets a post all by herself?

    • Kristin
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      I think she may have cancelled her party because of Sandy (the storm, not Gwen Stefani’s costume).

  72. Kim
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    Once I finished giggling over “MoonLIGHT Kingdom,” I paused for a moment and then gasped in disbelief, because by not seeing it, you have missed out on a brilliant SWINTON performance accompanied by impeccable fashion. SWINTON *is* “Social Services,” and her ensemble (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jddzgaaU1qk67t2o1_500.jpg) is just stunning. You need to see it for costume design alone. Please let us all know when you’ve Netflixed it (or Amazon Instant Videoed it, which is even faster and can be done pretty much *right now*).