I’d just like to say that (a) I blame Kaiser Karl for ALL OF THE THIS and also (b) I have no idea what is even happening here:

“High-waisted, wide-legged, shiny leather pants, paired with a festive metallic tweed cropped blazer with a satin bow closure” is a phrase that does not need to be used, ever. Okay, maybe if the sentence was, “Kristen Stewart looked at the high-waisted, wide-legged, shiny leather pants, paired with a festive metallic tweed cropped blazer with a satin bow closure, and said, ‘hmmm, Karl, I’m just not sure that this is really me? What else have you got kicking around back there?'”

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