Let's, for a moment, pretend we live in a planet where this dress is NOT transparent. It's a less capsy world. Fewer headaches. My nails aren't bitten. The skirt might actually be lovely if it were lined, but I STILL wouldn't love the top because the cups on the bustier bodice are hideous. Imagine if a toddler turned one of Alexis Carrington Colby Etc.'s blazers and then played Bra Factory with it.

    But guess what? This point is mooter than Rick Springfield's feelings. IT IS TRANSPARENT.